London is alright and i tend to have a good time when I visit friends there, but…
1) It still has a massive inferiority complex and desperately wishes it was New York.
2) It's a 24 hour city only in so far as it still exists when you wake up.
3) It's still full of people you never liked when you were at sixth form college in Guildford, Chichester, Nottingham, Salford or Dundee who are now all convinced that they're Johnny Cosmopolitan because they drank a hazelnut latte on the way to work and live next to a black man.
LOL!!!