I got locked in the book cupboard at school for my stinky farts 😊. & one time I Dutch ovened me & my girlfriend. She laughed so much she had to use her inhaler 🤣

I’ve ordered a head torch for me & a pair of 20inch by 2.7 inch creepy crawlers for little un. The tyres on his specialised are 1.5 & are just sinking into the dirt & slowing him down. Which he finds extremely annoying. I need the torch for getting out of the house in the dark to avoid as many people as possible.

People who slag off mental health sufferers are now realising what it’s like to be stuck in the house & what anxiety is like.

I got a doorok from tiny4x4. They’re an arse to build because of the size, but excellent for playing with during the lockdown 😁. Tiny4x4 have the best customer service I’ve ever seen too. Worth a look if your into rc.

I was pinned to the wall by my throat by one of the teachers. He spat through gritted teeth “Have you ever had your nose broken???”. I said “Yes” (I had). The head used to get a semi when he gave me the cane. I got 24 lashes because I told other kids about it. I collared him after I’d left school. I had a green mohawk & all that went along with it. The little turd shrank like a salted slug. The metal work teacher was a raging alcoholic who refused to pronounce my surname correctly. I got suspended for throwing a chisel at that idiot. He was knocking off one of the pupils a few years later 🙄

My 7 year old. He’s more clued up than the pillock who’s in charge 🙄

https://www.taxresearch.org.uk/Blog/2019/11/13/the-tories-have-borrowed-67-5-of-uk-national-debt-since-1946/. & the gammon blame Labour for the 2008 global financial crisis 🤣. Gammon are a weird bunch 😐

Easily. Tractors are supposed to get out of the way. I can’t be bothered to find a link. But I’m right. The op asked for controversial, it looks like I gave it to them 😊

https://www.driving.co.uk/news/watch-cyclists-argue-police-officer-stopped-riding-two-abreast/. 66 & 68.

I can’t find the relevant law. I’ll post a link when I do 😊

Slow Oldman. It’s illegal to block the road. A bunch of mamils that think they’re in the tour de France have no right to do it. Imagine if I drove at 15mph in front of you for miles,would that be OK with you?, 🤔🤣

Roadies have the right to block the road & stop people getting where they’re going on time. Well , they think they do 🤣.

I had a spoons all day breakfast a few months ago. A couple of hours later I filled my pants. No warning, just hot trousers. Aint going there again 🤣.

Dioralyte works a bloody treat., 😊

Nice one mate 😊.

My 2nd dry Xmas. I was sinking a litre of vodka a night, so went cold turkey. I don’t miss it unless I’m really wound up 😊

I bought a knackered kona shred for 40 quid. A few hours of fiddling & it’s a great bike 😊.

The ftx outlaw is a good one. If you get the brushed one, it’ll top out at about 20mph. Tough truck. I’ve had one a couple of years, I’ve only broken a rear drive shaft & a body post. Our little un drives it too, he’s 7.

Me and a mate were riding the Land rover track at Eastnor years back. I hit one of the mud bogs, & did a full front flip, landing on my feet😊. But I sank to my knees & sat down 🤣

Hawthorn tree. I was picking thorns out of pustules for a couple of weeks.

Get in touch with the cops. I stopped a pissed bloke (he’d already fallen off) riding off on his moped, the cops took the moped in a van. The cops can check cctv in the area your bike was nicked. Good luck

I use it. I use the one that you put in the washer bottles (there’s 2 in my shogun). Works a treat 😁.

I use it. I use the one that you put in the washer bottles (there’s 2 in my shogun). Works a treat 😁.

I needed some brake cables for little un”s mtb. I saw the price online, went into the local halfords, the priced doubled. I popped outside, ordered them, went in & paid the online price 😊

There was a mother local to me who rode a handpainted foes. Everything on it, the bars fork lowers, all handpainted. She used to ride with her toddler on the bars too.

Getting away from the crowd is my reason.

There was a mother & daughter having an argument after leaving the local priors croft last summer. The daughter ended up knocking her mum out & leaving her in the road. Lovely lady 🤣

My subaru suffered from chronic condensation. I put a load of silica gel in cloth bags in it. Worked a treat. It’s the silica cat litter one from wilcos at about 3 quid a bag.

I had a cop stop me & start gobbing off at me because I had led lights. He said “You’ve got a yellow light on the back of the bike!!!”. I told him “I’m colour blind & I can see its red”. He carried on ranting, so I just rode off. His panda car couldn’t follow me down steps.

We’ve sharpened a walking stick to use as a divot. Prod the stick in the ground, drop in a native tree seed/nut, stamp the hole shut & no one even knows your saving the planet 😁.

https://m.ebay.com/itm/New-RIPP-DirtBike-Rider-2-All-Terrain-Scooter-Stunt-outdoor-Scooter-4-Bolt-Clamp/193062103143? These are fun. Our little uns got something similar. We all use it 😁

https://sportypaws.co.uk/product/gravity-dh-core-air/?v=79cba1185463. Aint cheap though 😬

I was necking a litre of vodka a night for years. (rough childhood). I just stopped. I didn’t drive for a week incase I had a fit. It was rough but I did it. Staying sober is the hard bit. It’s in your face on the telly, in shops etc.

The the price of jam will be the same too. But non hormone riddled beef will go up by 83%. So, it’s jam & sausage rolls for the rest of time then.

There’s a bloody good chance that you’ll come out the other side of this & things’ll pick up. Have you got anyone you can talk to? It helps if you can get it off your chest. Someone you trust. Good luck mate. 😊

Fixing stuff & weed. I’ve got bpd, anxiety & depression. The pills the doctor doles out don’t touch it. I’ve been trying to get to see a shrink for nearly 3 years, but nothing 😞. The weed calms the symptoms. I’m going to be growing my own ASAP. If the last prime ministers hubby can do it, so can I 😁.

I’ve got a few rc trucks. The ftx outlaw is getting the most use at the moment. It’s an ultra 4. Tops out at about 30mph & can crawl. 😊

My dad’s mate parked his pristine 1250 mk2 mini at Heathrow. On the way home, it felt sluggish. He got home & checked under the bonnet. Some buggered swapped the 1250 engine for a 1000 😬

The idiots are taking over by noFx.

One of the local smack heads nicked the battery out of our mk1 micra years ago. I glued his locks & popped dog poo through his letterbox for a while once I’d found out who’d done it. He was disease riddled, so I didn’t risk giving him a kicking.