I thought I was alone…
All these comments above have shown me that I have a normal wife, and is not doing the stoopid things she does just to annoy me. 😯

Pilchards in tomato sauce grilled on top of nice thick toast is divine.

Send the Israelis in

I might neter one with my chihauhaua, but then I might spend most the race running in a tight circle while it chases its tail

Female, and her remarks to her passenger were – “watch the kerb as you get out”

I watched ‘Little Children’ (Kate Winslett) – a very good watch indeed – Kate has her noughts out 😈

The Floaters followed up by the Village People

You could ask for a Garmin type thingy – obviously for the car 😉

Lamb Korma, Pilau, Kema Nan
Water.
Reading my wifes Martina Cole book

I think they are wrong – so if you had gone into the shop and asked in an Irish accent for the goods you required they would automatically charge 21.5%,
Does anything in their small print state anything about – except R.O.I ?

There seems to me to be no Statistical in the data.

A simple Ratio / Percentage is the answer

Its President O’Bamas Fault – he keeps having to repeat himself…

Is it attribute data or variable data ?

Tell we have 7 diff words for convict

Job 😯

Salary 😳

I ask myself the title of this topic every month….

Sat navs are for brain dead ponces –

Work time – every minute of the day – obviously

I am well qualified for the job I do and take home whatever the taxman leaves me with – although this will soon be 16% less due to short time infliction

we soon won’t be able to find a quiete trail anywhere midweek will we ? 🙄

Its something like 10:30pm on a wed night – could be even later.

Good call, I never thought of that. 😈

Do you think there will be much call for a ‘Gigilo’ ?

£59.99 at Game….

It is not freely available – I tried before I used this link..

Sadexpunk
Where on earth are you finding XBox network adaptors at £40 ish ?
Try the link on my earlier post – it WILL sort you out.. honestly

err – Nooooo ! what you saying ? They have dual currency dont they ?
Its all over the news that Euro is strong against the £, so a lot of irish are here for the bargains, but they did not make the effort this time last year did they ????

The 104 check usually means – we sent the office kid out to kick the tyres..
we checked the door hinges were greased, we checked the log book and removed the price tag out the windscreen

‘rip off britain’ basically, cos we all suffer – its the fact we pay more for everything in Britain than anywhere on the continent..

I got a pack of 10 blanks from TESCO

Absolutely, your more likely to find the employment role that you do want if you show how much you are willing to work, rather than shirking

I BELIEVE THEY ARE IN IT FOR A ‘TAX INCENTIVE’

I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE END OF ‘ RIP OFF BRITAIN’

I have my xbox 360 connected to my lap top, using a wireless router,it cost only £2:50 to set up.
You use the yellow ethernet cable that came with the 360 as well.

Go to http://www.XboxLiveTheGuide.co.uk – pay £2:50 for their guide to setting it all up… piece of cake

Takisawa2 – you would go and mention the weather would’nt you ?
It rained all the way home from work 2nite, still raining after my tea, still raining now… C you 2moz M8.

To be honest, Ireally preferred the original, the recent re-creation is more about the spec effects..

MrDoubleTake,

We work for a Global Business, part of the IMI group, – Norgren

I very nearly left my existing emplyment last year,(October) – I heard nothing from the new employer as I was expecting documentation through the post (Ie, contract of employment to review etc) nothing came so I phoned them, I was informed that the early signs of the economic situation was evident at the new company and that they were shelving any new enrolment. Not too long later my present employer announced some redundancies and asked for volounteers etc, I went and got my pay off figures just to see how much I would get – it turns out that it was quite a lot of money and I was also entitled to take my pension !! I was really glad I had not left the company cos I could easily have been layed off by the new employer without a bean –

I work for the same company as Takisawa2, the company produces Pneumatic Solutions / Fittings, Valves, Cylinders for various industrial / Transport / Medical sectors.
Our Fittings Division supports 2/3rds of our productive output usually, but this has dropped dramatically on a week by week basis – 3 shifts + weekend shifts down to mostly day shift – never seen so many machines standing idle in the 16 yrs I have worked here.

My wifes dog costs me my sanity, (Pampered Pooch)

So long as its a mongrel there is probably less chance of having to need deep pockets for vets bills,
If poss get dodgy Insurance (I mean doggy insurance) but read the small print as it will often be the case that certain illnesses will only be covered once !

I see an Adonis staring back, he moves when I move, he is the same height as me, same features as me, I think it is me but its dark outside so cannot be sure …