Dear Sir,

I have been offered a job at your main competitors for twice the pay.

Bye Bye

Pandora

I wish it was a woodpecker on your nuts.

Yea, just to remind you of my post 2 nights ago about ABS brakes – this accident could have happened to me..

Just tell her you dont mind when she farts (so long as its not when you are muff diving)

The Carpenters said,

‘Interplanetary most extraordinary craft’

Errol Brown said

‘it floated there in front of me – it wasn’t an illusion – no doubt about it,’

David Bowie said,

‘This is major tom to ground control’

Hitler – has only got one ball,

So when does the sucking of the thumb take place – during sleep ? or anytime during the day ?
Anytime during the day can be helped by distracting the lad, but at night there is not a lot to be done – maybe a dummy at night ?

Its bloody shame that kids cannot be kids – stuff the dentist – tell the child can have braces fitted when its older if necessary.
Control freaks..

I think Robbie Williams had his removal men working about that time;
http://www.realufos.net/2009/02/robbie-willians-buys-ufo-house-in.html

Its not cheap if you bank there

Had not had ABS come on once in 4 yrs of driving my car:::
I seem to not over drive my vehicles, probably why it shocked me when the ABS did kick in – but it took very bad road conditions, and to put the point across again – I was approaching traffic lights – I let the vehicle slow down way before and only braked as necessary from 10mph, I was totally caught out by the noise, vibration and the fact that the actual stopping distance increased to the point I thought I was going to overshoot the stop line… it was damn scary..

mustn’t crumble,

If Pi has no definitive ending to its equation, why do we end up with a whole circle ?

But my Honda has ABS and EBD , but it still scared me at 10mph, so cars can be clever, but when those gizmos come on unexpectedly it is possible for the driver to overreact.
Tiff Needall drove a Lambo with all the gizmos turned off on a snow circuit and controlled it beautifully, he then turned all the safety gizmos on and the car would not even accelerate – that demonstrated perfectly the safety devices that help us all drive.

It can hear you screaming.. 😡

No, but the mention of a Yaris (roller skate) – getting stoned seems like a good idea. 🙄

Smee,
SOOoooo, you have a roller skate on one foot, and a slipper on the other, no wonder you need such driving skills,

Paul, Ask Paul Aston if I got him all the way home (my car wouldnt turn into his side road) Ha Ha

Have ‘TOP GEAR’ got a good one in the studio ?

Smee, how long you been driving ? do you drive a tank ? is your driving perfect ? do you drive in Nevada or somewhere ??

I went to the website Jfeb directed us to, and it clearly states “ABS light may flash on and off” the operative word being ‘MAY’ so therefore not necessarily so..

Hello PT.

Jfeb,
ABS light may flash on and off
Noise occurs when braking at slow speeds
Pedal fluctuation (like brake judder).

Once I got back into normal traffic my brakes behaved perfectly and silently, my first foray with ABS so cannot tell if the symptoms were caused by broken ring – I will be having the car serviced shortly and will mention this issue – thanks.

jfeb, (A broken ABS ring can cause the effect you described)

Whatever that may be, Thanks.

When I learned to drive 1981 – cars were much more simple – no air bags – no crumple zones – no plastic bumpers – no disc brakes all round – gear stick would come out in your hand while selecting reverse – bulbs blew every 5 minutes – and best of all – no driver aids ….

I drive a 04 Honda Civic, so I would expect it to be a somewhat decent ABS set-up

Driving Instructor Mr Smee has kicked my ABS in…
Coffeeking, thanks for making sense of the situation, I have learned, but the great thing is, I can do it all again tomorrow morning, yippee.. 😯

Some right nice houses on it , but also some right dives, theres one prog with a hippy gal on it – she was last one on (friday) and had not even bothered to tidy the house up – I think they all ate outside by the bins…

NOOOooooooo. I did not brake too hard !! from 10mph ????? on a flat road !!!!!! NOOOOOoooooo I did not brake too hard, The ABS probably came in cos loss of traction – front wheel drive – hits ice – wheels start to spin as I brake… ABS thinks – chuffin hell – I had better kick in and make things a whole lot worse… and frighten the S*hit out the driver to boot – I actually thought I was going to overrun the blo*dy junction – ABS is scary when not expected..

Abi Titmus, yummy, a right tasty dish 😯

Warwick Castle

I have a witness – the ABS suddenly kicked in – 10mph – straight line – icy road – driving 27 yrs – using engine braking – tyre pressures checked each w/end – car well serviced / driver not drunk – IT JUST HAPPENED.

Smee, It was the ABS that caught me out — NOT my driving

Watched 5th Gear re-run on Sunday – they set out to find the best off roader fro under 20K, X-TRAIL came out on top.. Check DAVE out, it may be on the net somewhere..

Smee, the roads I used 2nite were like glass and out in the countryside – not ‘A’ roads, however, is ABS a standard safety device fitted across all makes / models or do manufacturers tweak settings/sensitivity etc, also my car does not have ESP..

Smee, I was doing approx 10mph approaching traffic lights out in the sticks when it first happened, ABS, its something ordinary drivers dont think about – I carry a passenger – also long time driver he owns a GTI Golf and he had never witnessed it b4 either.

yeah, 27yrs…

WHAT IS RTFM ?

Its caused by a shortage of gloves for the southern hemisphere players 🙂

Finally, Sadams WMD is found.

the way things are it will be the Euro

I had mine and it was no worse or elongated that having a tooth pulled – fine after a couple of hrs.

A mate however was very unlucky as his stitches got septic and really knocked him about, to add insult to injury his test was inconclusive, after a second test found to be still firing live swimmers – had to have it done again