This is the lapdog / beast

I often say ‘wont be long’ when my Mrs mentions the dogs age 😈

OH, and I forgot, it moans at my Mrs if I don’t give it a good night Kiss !!!!
Plus it throws its biscuits around for 1/2 hr so it thinks its killed them before eating ..

Max Moseley will sort it all out, he will send his personal ‘private technicians’ to ‘WHIP’ all the team principles and engineers into line

Bit of a bummer

the one that was fired – She looked like she had been smacked in the face with a spade, and she had the nouse of of a retard, 100k salary for that ? 😯

Why, your house price is dropping according to yourself – why devalue it any more ?

They identify natural blondes from non-natural blondes 😉

A ride on Cannock Chase 18th March

A ride along the canal early March

face creams – anti wrinkle etc, the women in them make out they have used the product being advertised for ever – even tho its the newest most advanced formula… women must be so gullable to use that shite – just keep out the sun and the wrinkles will not appear..

How can the UFO sightings be a secret ?? the secrets are actually the govs investigation findings, the gov like to think we are all immature and could not handle the fact that thick, insensitive, waring, human kind is not the only ‘intellegent’ life ever.
Mr Spaceman, come on down and show us all how bloody crap we really are…

Boring British towns /citys first then…

Does anyone know of any thumb stretching exercises ? 😳

“I can see why women need to wear make-up”

Lets just backtrack here..

Ok, the drivers can win the DRIVERS CHAMPIONSHIP with the most wins.

But the CONSTRUCTORS CHAMPIONSHIP will still rely on ther points tally at the end of the season..

Therefore, coming 4th, 4th, 10th will mean something to the individual teams in prize money ?

I cannot sing with my mouth open,

It was black pudding night 😯

I cannot believe the Mirage have booked that act… I have stayed in that hotel and they compete with the likes of Caesars Palace on the entertainment front… a ventriloquist doll and a fat bloke aint what I call talent.

I think its great that you havent rolled over and felt sorry for yourself, get your rugby playing mates on bikes as well and let the good times roll.. 😉

There are a lot of good people who work there, My hope is that they do not all get tarred with the same brush…. AE has always been dire, especially at the weekends… My Mrs had an op a few years ago and the care she had was great, and so was the post care she received.

I live in Stafford, FacK, FacK, FacK,and FacK

Dogsbody, taxi driver, funding expert, enforced workaholic, dog walker,

Who the chuff let you out dressed like that ? 😆

“Business is the new rock ‘n’ roll and I’m Elvis Presley”

Another chappie who will go down a storm, will the banks lend to a dead man, cos they wont lend to the living…

“what planet are you on”
“chuffin ell”
“they aint all locked up” (nutters)

for f***s sake !!

Did you dream this ? change your sheets man !!!

Your older than your teeth ?

Or as young as the woman your feeling ?

Replace the chicken with Pilchards… or chilled smoked mackerel…

The horse thought that it would have meat and 2 veg for lunch 😆

Lie on your hard floor and do crunches – left knee to right elbow and vice versa – 10 sets each leg l then push the small of your back into the floor a few times and rest .. repeat as necessary other than that an osteopath.

Barry White, my first my last my everything

We celebrate the start of the F1 GP season – Clocks always go forward on the last Sunday in March…

The man is now a gelding 😉

My Grandaughter Grace – Red Nose Day 2009 – tired after an afternoon in the waky warehouse 😛

I am already wondering cos my Mrs is 50 next year and 10 days prior to that is our 30th W/A, so what do or how do we celebrate both…
Wimmin are so hard to cater for… so long as corrie is on the box my mrs is happy , Mmmm ! maybe a Corrie DVD will do the trick 🙄

maybe, you have become your doppleganger ? I have never met mine so I feel ok.

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