"why the long face"

Theres something about Lambo, its a proper blokes car. You can imagine a big scowling gorilla driving one.
Aston Martins are nice, in a nice sort of way, driven by people who notice the deliberate mistake put into each Bond film.
Ferraris, Driven by people who also wear posing pouches, have slightly long hair, and are on a day to day basis pretty useless…

LAMBOS RULE OK !!!!

What Cnu* (me) cleaned and waxed the car Sunday, talk about tetchy wasps.
They are addicted to car wax it seems. Buggers were all around me and the more I tried to refrain from doing the 'wasp' dance and looking a total nutter the more I felt that eventually I may get stung anyway. Glad to report that I remain unpunctured and no wasps were critically injured.

Did he give her a GLAS-GOW KISS

Bye !

CFH,
The answer to the question you have quizzed us with, from my perspective, is, I dont really know (Best Mavis voice please)

wood, lots of it, 6" nails, lots of them.. work the rest out for yourself.

Silly cow got the price of his jacket mixed up with the price of his trainers..

Thick cloud here, not likely, always the same in the midlands, whenever something interesting is around, clouds appear, last time Halle Bop came close, sky was clear but so much ambient lighting it was hardly visible.

I was under the impression that cats dont like citrus fruits. Put orange peel in your borders, this I believe is a genuine tip.

To be honest, I type all day some days. I usually bang away then use the spell checker to put anything right.
But, however, and this is strange, I cannot for the life of me use someone elses keyboard. I have to have mine aligned just as I like it, wierd but true.

Hmm, 😐 replace a little lump of cat poo, with a great big lump of tiger poo.

Jailbreak – Thin Lizzy

Whats the one about a taxi driver who wont answer the phone ?

You can have a pic of my M.I.L for a fiver, one for each border and you qualify for a discount.

Some Indian Banga music.

Well, he'll have a nice colourful shirt to be buried in..

I am pretty good so long as i stick to words like,

as,
we,

Must remember a spce between thm

Thank You Junkyard, I dropped the bollock of not waiting for Stoner too 😉

Easily led 😉

I would say that in the case of trees and shrubs, neighbours can trim anything that overhangs their garden so long as they give the trimmings back to the owner of the shrub / tree. As for thick dense bushes on a border that is unclear as to the rightful ownership then it is up to your landlord to persue if he should decide to. As for the fires, contact your local council and ask what bylaws cover this.

I would put this down as a particularly bad year. Prepare for a better future. Illness and sudden loss make every other nigling problem seem so much bigger. You probably need a switch off period, book a holiday and get away from it all.

Distance from our hall to the car = 15'
Time taken to get into car by me = 10 seconds max – includes locking front door.
Time taken when wifey is with me = probably 10mins.. that doesn't include locking the front door.
I took the mirror out the hall when we last decorated and it has made no difference whatsoever.

My daughter.

My granddaughter.

Its about time I gave Abi an injection 😈

I am fully booked up, last tetanus jab was June 16th. I remember it well.

Its a fun park for riders from the dark side. Wax, shave legs, force themselves into brightly coloured lycra, look at themselves in the mirror, go out door, put Roadbike in / on car, turn up at venue, get riding shoes, gloves, banana and spuds in place, get on roadbike – stuff the helmet back in the car – go and annoy traffic on congested roads by riding in 2, 3, 4 or more abreast of the road. Yeah, Alton Towers is the place – the sooner they get there the better. 😉

Nope, I am bottling up unspent energy that I cannot use till I can ride again. The problem with all this energy is that I can be very edgy. need an outlet,,, GGGgggrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh

I had to smile once, apparantly, someone had waited for a shot of a bike going over a crest (on follow the dog – its the bit that runs level with Marquis Drive) and taking air, along comes me.. he gets himself ready, I have not seen him at all, I have no speed due to not getting into the right gear and stall at the top of the crest, only to see this bloke and his camera and hearing a moan of disgust… helpful me..

Anokdale, Hence, where theres muck thers money. Good luck to him tho'.

Theres a chap where I work who's mate won £3m.. a few years back.

I never keep the same numbers, I start afresh every time I play..

The headline should be. SNAKE HAS A BIT OF PUSSY. 😉

When its hungry again, send it round our house, my wifes dog from hell will make a lovely meal for it, I'll provide the gravy.. 😈

Ton, Now your a grandad a big lottery win might just not be enough.. 😳

Half your age + 7 years is the cut off IMO.

If I did that I would end up with Bubbles Devere. 😳

Samuri, Your a perv then ! 😉

I was in the garden with my camera cos my Granddaughter was with me and she was on her new bike.. did see the insects and thought I would try out the digital macro on my Ixus 60 as I had never used it but seen loads of great nature pics on STW. Otherwise may have merely observed them.

Have you tried holding the F5 key down as it starts up ? Not sure this works on Laptops but should default into safe mode, hopefully allowing you to rectify this issue you have.
Other than this, check your keypad for any sticking keys.. etc.

Found out now,

Top = Peacock
Middle = Red Admiral
Bottom = Painted Lady

All quite common.

How about re-loading it from the Microsoft website ?