Not seen any hilarious comments, just the usual things people will claim when trying to object to planning – some of them (such as there being no staff toilet and there being no need for a community hub) could be seen as being entirely reasonable.
If you are not amused by the prospect of armed brigands robbing homeward-bound revellers, or an intoxicated person falling in the lake, then you are dead to me, johndoh.
Incidentally, there was a heinous crime committed at this very railway station, in 1911, when the station master was shot dead. Nobody was ever tried for the murder….