No, time doesn’t slow *for you*. You just look slower to everyone else.

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Well, aren’t time and space part of the same thing? Time goes slower the faster you travel and when you get toward the speed of light it tends towards 0 so that would put a limit on the speed of light!

sweepy – are they an equal opportunities employer?

now environmentally friendly uupholstery stuffing material

Well, I’ve seen the “burst sofa” look.

I was so hoping the girl with the axe was going to strike a blow for womankind and split the log with a single strike. Ah well.

All Things Bright and Beautiful? Utter cack…
“The rich man in his castle, the poor man at his gate, God gave each his station and ordered his estate.”
The rest denies evolution, geology etc

The Unbearable Lightness of Being.
unbearable shiteness.

Nah – definitely the right way!

Just tell him he hasn’t been good and Santa didn’t bring one.
Life’s cruel. He needs to know now.

What is a

celebrity meteorologist

please? Is it someone who predicts the weather for famous people?

Can’t they even spell the name of their own business?

I think the key thing to remember about the cube thing is that all the angles are right angles, all the time!

@travis – is that anything to do with a 4D cube? I’d like to know more…

Sharkattack – what you describe sounds like classic depression and you should talk to your doctor. I found antidepressants very helpful in calming that kind of self-destructive thinking.

I did enjoy the Steeleye Span, thx.
Ed Stewpot though – what a dick. With or without a hat.

Another tip: Put the chain on the big ring and wind the crank until the split link is over the front of the ring. Now, from the bottom, work one extra link onto the chainring, making one link “bulge” away from the ring. Move this slack up the teeth until the link that is bulging is the split link. Now tap the sticking-up end of the split link with a mallet. The split link is trapped between the mallet and the chain ring and should undo.
A diagram would be easier but I don’t have one.

whistling sounds in your eyes

STW ailment of the day.

55psi 8O I run mine at 25 (tubeless)

I have a bit of pipe lagging around the back of the stem

:D

Seriously though, it’s one to tell your grandchildren about (if you can ever have any).
GWS!!

I don’t suppose the London Taxi Driver Association will be publicising that one widely.

john drummer – that’s minging. What is it?

Those cybermen get everywhere

There must be millions of these feckers in service and every last one of them dribbles tea all over the table. I mean, why??

There was an item on the radio a few weeks ago about a report saying these checks are a waste of time and money because the only people who turn up for them are the ones who are fit and healthy.
Mind, I’m only bitter because my cholestrol came in at 8 and I’m now off butter, cheese, nuts (!) and red meat. The nurse also told me to get more exercise. I told her I was cycling about 100 miles a week and she said “a good job too!” :roll:

Have you got a bully cat on your street Dan?

Could have an abscess on a tooth? Poor lad.

IME the worst problem is condensation which forms on any cold, shiny surface ( windows, plastic walls etc) so the more you can carpet and insulate the better.

:lol:
I loved it. I guess the motorbike will never be finished now though.

ononeorange…if it’s a job you get paid and if someone pays you it ain’t worthless.
I’m assuming you don’t do this…?
http://www.achievementspecialists.co.uk/training/diploma/life_coaching/lchdiploma

obviously with a touch of room temp filtered water to aid the dispersion of flavour

A man who knows his stuff.

Sheppy’s Vintage reserve Oak Mature Somerset Cider, not too sweet and not too dry. And I’m pie-eyed

ononeorange, are you feeling a bit down?

“Know your tractor. Know your land”

*chokes*
usually it’s “I want to visit Disneyland”. I’m sure Disneyland is rich enough to pay for such visits itself.

I live on a very sociable street and know all the people in all 18 houses. After 19 years, nothing I do surprises them any more. I even have a few cycling converts!

dairy milk (not chocolate in my eyes)

How very true. American chocolate,though – argh!

somafunk – in your view, what’s the ideal % cocoa in a dark choc for general scoffing purposes? I like it around 70%

100
Made the 100th post on this thread

Run in front a bus in Bedminster

How weird. I had a dream about Bedminster just the other night. My dad used to own a shop there and I was trying to find it/ Couldn’t of course. Fasthaggis, I think you’re winning.