Some beauts here! Special credit to codybrennin.
I swear these jokes came to me in a dream one night. As soon as i woke up I told them to my wife. By the evening I’d forgotten them and had to ask her what they were:
What’s grey and hot?
Elephant curry.
What’s grey and cold?
Elephant curry in the fridge.
And here’s one i made up for the roadies among us:
What’s a policeman’s favourite brand of bar tape?
Deda deda deda deda deda….