Mongrel dogs with strings of sausages in their mouths being chased down the street by big, fat, ruddy-faced butchers.
Runaways with all their belongings gathered up in a handkerchief at the end of a stick.
Bobbies who bend at the knees whilst saying “‘Allo ‘allo ‘allo”.
Burglars in stripey tops and masks, clambering over garden walls with bags marked “SWAG”.
People with toothache wearing a bandage wrapped right the way around from the jaw to the top of their head.
Postmen, Milkmen and Bus Conductors who wear their hats at a jaunty angle.
Vicars falling off their bicycles after being distracted by a lady with large and lovely breasts.
Escaped convicts prowling the streets in arrow-covered all-in-one suits with ball and chains attached to one leg.
Policemen clipping young boys around the earhole on grounds of insolence.
People slipping on banana skins.
Blokes with rattles at football matches.
Park-keepers and school caretakers in policemen style uniformwho have an inherent hatred of children and anything which might be construed as being fun.
Big fat women and their small skinny husbands at the beach.
Cuts and grazes dressed with 2 plasters in the shape of a cross.
Detectives looking through huge magnifying glasses.
Did you used to live in Beano Town by any chance?
