That 2yr old has bigger moobs than me…… 😯

They'll all be shot soon any way………. 🙁

CliveA I have many pairs of oakleys a couple of pairs are from Vision Express They use there own lenses as mentioned above I've had my owmnproblems!!!!! My sunglasses are Oakley lenses fitted in the factory -brilliant. I also have a couple of prescription glasses and both pairs had an great lenses no probs except when I went clubbing they had an O which showed up under UV light which was slightly trippy……. 🙄

I use a different Optician now an v.happy.

Can't believe no ones asked how many inches she like in the rear by now……………………

She's got a good appetite!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She'll thank you for that little nugget 😯

In a longer race….. isn't Lance the current record holder for the Leadville 100?

Big Dummy Glocks are so last year…… you need an AS50 for a non confrontation take down 😳

I hear the name and immediately think – THUG…….. 😕

Does her closet smell of urine yet?

OP I had the same probelem – I argued my case and they still insure me.

I live on a road called Valley Drive, houses at the bottom flood, I live at the top if my house flood were all f00ked 8O.

I wouldn't ditch the tent to many mozzies/flying bity things in Norway, just make sure it has bug netting inside.

Oh yes insect repellent……a very good one 👿

my wife has decided we need

So who will be purchasing and treating the afore mentioned decking? 😳

Swap plate for headtorch you can eat out the pan/mug.

As above you dont need leg warmers and tights lose the tights take 2nd set of bib shorts. wear one wash one.

Jumping off the bike and shouting……….Darwin at work again 🙄

http://www.stainless-steel-world.net/titanium/ShowPage.aspx?pageID=173

There you go in laymans terms. The big bold bit at the bottom and 3 😉

Have you used the bike in winter on the road?
This will destroy the aluminium and the proximity of Ti will accelerate it. Ti has excellent resistance to salt water corrosion. It also possible the thread was damaged when installed allowing salt water in.

There's a guy who rides an white Orange 5 nr Broadway Station in Salford. Just looks all wrong non of his clothing/his pedalling style say not a cyclist. 😐

Even Tony Curtis spent his £190 on fags

http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/RidingEvents/ridingeventsresults/Riding-skills/2010/march/march2610-riding-skills-How-to-spot-the-Humberside-Hayabusa-NOT-to-be-egged-on-by/

Hobo they do we have a Police Hayabusa at the local plodshop for just such weekends…. 😆

TBF I have alot of friend who ride and ride hard……when they roll up out side of the house with the tyres melting I don't even ask……

You saved yourself some money and didn't spend it on some grump old ****t what you moaning about……..

Someone who understands – hikey bikey……….because you can 😉

No riding at all surgery last Wed on my leg no bikey for 4 weeks…..v.depressing 😥

However today I'm at home with nowhere to be relaxing and taking it easy – dr's orders you know… 😉

That's it corroded lets get him hooked on over the counter meds and really finish him off.
😉

F£ckers I really hate that.

also when you drive down country lanes it looks beautiful – when you ride down then your view changes and you see all the sh1t dumped in the verges/ditches – tax takeaways to the max. 👿

I feel naked without my helmet for some reason…….

What do you do for a job?

Drive alot?
Sit at a desk alot?

my problems with my back were caused by work but showed themselves when I was riding……get it checked out.

But worth a read………..it looks like it was a long ride – one for a boring day at work.

ro did you bulk buy tacks last year?

Has your progress been hindered by cycling……..you need to get laid before you explode 😉

Got one really like it, got it for chrimbo……

I wouldn't worry about 10mm

I use 150mm on a MK1 PA and Im a fat f00k 😕

Why would you want to…….. they keep pests away. When the fox is around you dont see any grey squirrels around here.

DVT stockings here too 😯

Sat in the back garden…….listening to 6music fortunately I have the countryside at the end of my garden 😉

DVT stockings here too 😯

Sat in the back garden…….listening to 6music fortunately I have the countryside at the end of my garden 😉

Sh1t in a box and post it to yourself at your old address……..leave him a nice note in there too

Buy the missus a little picker to handle his used socks 😯

Remind me never to look at miaowing cats purple hot pants

http://secondillustration.blogspot.com/2009/12/oh-yeah.html

'spear him through the anus' 😯

thats a bit strong old girl……..

Finbar form over function……I had 2 of those cages and they wrecked bottles

Looks like I could be veering towards a Park stand then.

For 400 quid you expect a bit of customer service.

MUMMY THE 'ONE EYED MONSTER' FRIGHTS ME 😯

coffeekings fatter than me I feel better now 😆