Most cars are finished 'clear over base' & therefore all colours chip the same. If the paint isn't 'shelling' off in big lumps (and the headlamps & screen look the same) then its not a manufacturing defect.
I too am enjoying the pain of rib bashing, hurts more to get up in the morning or sneeze than ride.
I have been popping pills & riding ……… then moaning the morning after :oops:
Will you still talk to passing mountain bikers :?:
Or make eye contact but say nowt, not even when said mt bikers say alrite?
Will you loose all contact with friends?
Start wearing tight pants & looking fed up?