I’d say to perfect the effortless ned-wheelie you have to bear certain things in mind : steal a bike{as someone else mentioned}, sit around a scheme{housing state} for hours – practicing the wheelie in between cans or if you can get your hands on it Buckie, spit at an alarming frequency, smoke dope.
Get a cap on your head, and when you’re not wheelieing, smoking, drinking or spitting – and this part is very important – stick both hands down your jogging suit bottoms…