I’ve only ridden the cycle-path once, and that was on a fixed wheel track bike with silk tubulars!
So why the easy option this time? Why not go for a Raleigh Grifter with flat tyres, no brakes and only 3rd gear working?
Or a unicyle with 6 inch wheels, whilst juggling lit torches?
Honestly some folk just take any chort cut the can these days…
ps Good Luck!