You can all be my friend :twisted:

Zombie:

The Celebrity Vegan Bryan Adams:

Anyone who owns '2 Bollock daggers' is excluded, it was in the small print at the start if you'd bothered to look. :wink:

I admit, we will miss your spear collection. Good luck.

rubbish, they'd never have enough beer. you need a pub for that kind of rendezvous

Alright, alright, any suggestions?

As I was the first person to bring this highly likely sequence of events to the boards attention I feel a certain amount of responsibility and as such nominate myself as leader of the resistance.

Furthermore I feel compelled to clarify the rules and as such disqualify certain people.

[*]1) Anything that requires fuel or ammunition is ruled out.
2) The rebellion cannot be delayed until personal circumstances are more favourable (looking at you mrchrispy)
3) Mr Agreeable is excluded due to his pessimism
4) We can assume that ant powder is ineffective
5) Muddydwarf is excluded for obvious reasons
6) Women should ride American motorcycles, wear leather skirts and tube tops.[/*]

Oh, where do we all meet, in the eftrmath of said attack, to mount our fight against the undead?

Glentress Carpark outside the hub.

agreed 8O

[Hijack]

aP – I am placing all my hope in a zombie attack to be honest. Some private 3D model/rendering, a couple of extensions, some web-design, planners are giving me the run-around regarding a new-build (see: glass pavilion…) and I am being forced to sell my bikes! How about you lot? I hear things may be starting to pick up?

[/Hijack]

Mx5

Suck it up you nancy. Hope that helps.

Try spending ££££ and 7 years for two red brick degrees in Architecture only to find that numskulls parceling bad debt have killed any hope of getting a job, a rental flat and a car that doesn't squeal when you start it. Normal jobs paying £12-20kpa aren't interested because they know you see it as a stop-gap. 'Friends' disappear. That's a Fu**ing hole, try getting out of that one!

Miserable, just miserable.

footflaps – Member
I could afford to buy an X6 tomorrow (cash).

Oh, you are so 'man', <swoons>

<feels threatened>

I am reliably informed that the problem lies with having three Chiefs of staff all pulling in different directions with traditional roles blurred. That and we insist on contacting out to UK companies to protect jobs, essentially writing a blank cheque to BAE every year. The money needs to be spent where it is needed, scrap; JSF,further Typhoon, carriers, T45, buy; helicopters, Arty, and minesweepers. Pay the soldiers a decent wage for retention of skills.

mx5

mtt, get yer mitts off my name!

Sincere apologies.

An all time favourite of mine, not the best photo, it's not so much her face, it's the body;

:D

8O

I like it. <ebays>

I have a couple;

They are much more fiddly than a single breasted coat, but paradoxically much less formal.

and

Property developing/Renovating was made to look easy (read: easy money) over the last ten years, you simply couldn't lose with house prices rising unsustainably as they were. I'd wait a little longer.

Visual control system for an industrial 6 DoF robot.

What, you did that for fun?

A house.

You can add ham and stuff, or even strain it through a sive but would you really bother? I know Porky Gebhards in Morpeth doesn't bother with that shoit.

Now you are talking. Morpeth is just down the road… you will also find much of it blocking the river Wansbeck…

I collect Swiss/German watches, that's pretty dull, 'Adrenalin to the pound' it must be fairly close to the bottom of the scale.

but what about Tammy Thomas the US track cyclist;

I hope 'she' turns out to be a 'she'. How embarrassing.

I'd have given this blatant troll a 1/10 but it seems to have worked thus i must raise your score to 8/10. Good job. Thread about the talibans positive influence tomorrow?

surfer/clareymorris – Thanks for the response(s), i hadn't expected/hoped for such a detailed reply. However it rather highlights the fact that i should have asked on here first as i systematically did everything you said not to do in roughly the same order as though it was a check-list. Cue running through it. Several pairs of trainers later i ventured to an podiatrist who corrected some Achilles alignment issues and a leg length discrepancy. I have a fairly time consuming stretch regime now and don't suffer any pain when running (20mins three times a week at the moment, with 2.5 mins extra per run per week) but i am constantly aware its on the edge. It just came from nowhere! frustrating. :evil:

Sports massage is next as kindly suggested.

Well… technically i don't cycle at the moment because it was shortening my IT-band, so every week I;

Swim, run, indoor row, weights, hill walk, climb (bouldering), golf.

and occasionally work…

aviemoron/surfer: can you suggest an appropriate running distance/time/pace increase per week to ward off more knee trouble? any exercises?

MTT

I'm not a plumber

I resent that, i am in no way affiliated with the charlatan 'mt'

deft said;

Now let's be sensible here…Para Reg surely

If you want the teenage boys to be sexually assaulted then yes. :wink:

[bitter architect]

Don't expect the building industry to be any better here…

[/bitter architect]

deft – surely they have CCTV from the cinema?

Put them in the room with a couple of royal marines…

And the point of this thread is?

Coming from the man who started a 'bring back Rudeboy' thread. pfft.

CFH posted less crap threads when RB was here, I say bring him back. I wazzun't much of a fan during the FD and PB era, but found him quite likeable as RB, arguably he took himself a little less seriously.

Standards at the University of Sussex have dropped…

oh wait…

Chicago.

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same!

<walks in and looks around>

<leaves>

CWC G10

Bird flu killed me. As did SARS.