as this guy says on Twitter
“How are so many people JUST NOW offended by Trump? It’s like getting to the 7th Harry Potter book & realizing Voldemort might be a bad guy.“
Anyway for what it’s worth my little story is that I’m a regular kinda guy. Take my daily constitutional right after breakfast and that’s it, nothing else is required until shortly after tomorrow’s brekkie.
I was lucky enough to go to New York a couple of years ago and we went to one of those typical diners where you get a frankly ridiculous pastrami on rye that looked summit like this
It came with a big bowl of pickles too.
I demolished it all and we left but shortly after my stomach started flip-flopping. I hunted around for the nearest bogs which happened to be in the Trump Tower and the world literally fell out of my bottom. It was a nasty business.
Ever since then my wife and kids refer to the time I took ‘a dump in the Trump’.
Now that Trump has shown his true colours I’m quite proud of that.