Met numbers etc.
Armed officers etc.
I was on the 5-45 pm from Waterloo to somewhere in Surrey on Friday night and sat down at random in an empty seat only to see a mate of some 47 years acquaintance sitting opposite me.
After the usual catching up etc. I asked after his mum as she has been ill and in hospital and commented on when how my mum had gone visiting his mum he had been there too.
Oh hi, my mum says, I hope you haven’t got your gun on you she said in her totally unaware kind of way. Well actually… he said, I dare not leave it in the car and opened his bag to display his VIP protection squad tools of the trade.
We laughed at this and he lifted the side of the rather large jacket he was wearing to indicate that he was tooled up on the aforementioned packed commuter train too. Useful jackets these he said.
(don’t worry, we spoke in a sort of code/intimation way so that we both knew what we were talking about without alarming the rest of the train).
Anyroad up, that’s slightly off the point. I’m not an America-hater, I’ve had many happy holidays there and have many relatives there too but as I heard many years ago, America (and it’s society) is the only country to go from rise to fall without an intervening period of civilisation…