Must admit many of the posts on this thread ring a bell, the absolute worst bit of my commute is past a primary school, normally I’m early enough that there is no-one about but on occasional days when I’m late or coming home very early its no fun.
The school has a combination of yellow barriers, yellow bollards, signage about not killing children, indicative speed warning signs and creepy-as-hell concrete child statues lining the roadsides as well as a lollypop man, lights controlled crossing and speed bumps. Its also got a cycle lane in the road next to the main gate that forms the main link for a safe route avoiding two major roads into town. I should stress that despite the road safety kit its not a busy road outside of school hours
Unfortunately the school was expanded a couple of years back so the car park is now home to new classrooms, parents have responded by making a concerted effort to walk the kids to school noting its a small primary with a limited catchment and parking only in designated bays in the local area putting their hazards on, parking on the pavement, parking in the cycle lane, reversing down the road at speed to grab a prime spot on the pavement by the gates, performing 37 point turns in traffic and generally acting like utter pr**ks. The really fun part is the combination of child safety barriers and other pavement features like the bollards with morons pulling into the cycle lane to drop off their kids – you can’t do much other than slam on the brakes and hope as you can’t go right (back end of 4×4/people carrier parked at an angle in way), can’t go left (leering face of concrete kiddie and/or neon barrier) and straight ahead puts you into the passenger seat of the vehicle, fun times.