A lot less niche, i’m guessing… :wink:

Ah 20th Sept – yep, Ruthin Merida. typical!

Not done it for a couple of years but they did a different course every year and it was always good. Recommended. What date is it this year? bet it clashes with something I’m already doin’.

Covers the normal smell up?

‘Massey Ferguson’s’ as I call ’em are largely fookin’ awful things for posing solicitors with small penises.

Everybody else loves hem too.

Change forum name? :wink:

Condoms?

Nezbo, drop me a line willya? think you’ve got my email.

Might be up for this Dave. Sounds like a good workout on the SS! Will be sending you some more details on the Real ale wobble in the near future.

Is that not a bit ‘spinny’? That’s to chimpy, not the other fella!

Bolton fans to Liverpool a few seasons ago after a certain Man Yoo player had been caught being ‘indescreet’ with rather elderly professional ladies

‘Has Wayne Rooney shagged yer mam?’

Already packed a single 16yr old.

Yeah, I’m packing a 16 year old too. Shame he’s not 17 and then he could drive me home on Sunday. (its my son, before the comments start!)

I just eat ’em raw ‘cos i is double hard.

Worst tattoo/most tattoos. Biggest holes in ears. Most metalwork adorning face. Too cliched?

Neatest haircut. Smartest cycling gear. Shiniest shoes. Most waxoyled steel frame.

I will probably be shot down in flames for this but would it not have made more sense to have had the race on the Saturday if there is drinking involved? We could have then carried on into the night, woke up hung over, had a bit of a ‘recovery ride’ on Sunday morning and driven home in the afternoon.

Have one fer me mate!

Cheers retrorick, any chance of sending them to simonATsoundreductionDOTcoDotuk (can’t access my email from wife’s laptop – to coin a phrase!)
Multo grazi!

Rad. Did it get squirrelly too? ;0)

It was me on the red Voodoo. I run 32:16 and flippin’ heck was it hard! Had a nice race with the other two SSers. The guy on the Genesis was a bit handy! anyway, what a beltin’ course and a lovely day for it. I am still cream crackered now.Kudos to the organisers and good to meet some nice people.

Never been to a festival. That looks ok. I see Gong are on. ‘Opium for the peeeople!’ :-)

So do you Bromley cross/Shady lane types know my mate Paul who owns the Spread Eagle? Nice bloke, 100% Wanderers!

I would imagine that there’s a water station. If so grab a cup and (here’s the clever bit)pinch the top together so that it doesn’t slop all over the place while you are having a drink. you’ll be amazed how many people grab a cup, slop a load of water all over themselves, nearly drown and then throw 80% of it away.
PS good luck beating the brother in law.

Riding on a canal, tch! Who do you think you are? Jesus?

If you lived in Blackburn etc etc… ;0)

Come on Barca!

You need to keep your eyes skinned at times. Be careful round Summit and Deerplay.

I love bikes from the latest sports bike to streetfighters, supermotos, obscure Brits, whatever. That, however, is pretty fookin’ ugly.

Fair enough! Thanks all.
Sparkle

This will be a great event. I am bloody gutted that we are going to f****** Centre Parcs then. Grr.

I did it once. Found it really tough and I was quite fit then. Think it was the altitude that did me. Terrahawk found it a piece of the proverbial and flew round. Hell of an experience though. We flew from Liverpool to Geneva and hired a car there. We had digs at the Chalet Heidi which is just down the hill from main bit of Verbier and very nice it was too!

I’m at Cannock too, for the Nice Price Special.

Yes, zero sag.

A mate had one. I always thought it looked ‘right’. Unfortunately he had nowt but trouble with it. Bearings going, original fork died, shock packed up. Wasn’t lack of maintenance as he always took it to be serviced regularly. Having said that maybe he just got a ‘lemon’. I think I would have one if the price was right.

Chavtastic!

Pollocks.

He was only asking.

Sticklebacks.