Fish and Chips are disgusting in the Midlands

I think you are old enough to wear what you want.

Anyone who takes part in ‘fashion policing’ needs to deal with what ever
issues they have in their life.

That should actually be in the bedroom :oops:

Oops sorry. I just noticed the naughty word behind the count :oops:

Please don’t break my knee caps again Mr Cougar sir :|

This has got to be the sickest thread STW has ever had the audacity to keep up

Think of the blinking children!

Most normal people put on the Best Of Wham and try the OH clothes and makeup on, then pass out in a pizza and cider coma and woken by a kick to the ribs when your dear heart comes home early

Not that i am talking from experience…

I hope you feel proud of yourself

Le Horde English version

rottweiler (with tail) or GSD

Honestly. I’m really interested

You don’t really need to use itunes….just sayin

How long will the page stay up please. Waiting on my card to arrive on Tuesday.

PS

Blooming eck you are fast!

Why would you say they are immigrants?

London water is pretty bad so i don’t blame folks for taking water if the orginisers have said it is ok, but if they are just nicking it then that’s another story.

I’m sure that the media/public will only point out a select demographic even though the races that were taking the water looked pretty mixed in other photos on the net.

Odd that there are no police in that area of London, get’s me thinking that either taking the water was ok or that no one really cared enough to do anything about it

DVLA Fitness_to_drive.pdf

Make sense to just contact the insurance company to cover all the bases. I know when i had a license it was part of the T&C to inform them of any changes to medical conditions

This is from the DVLA website

DVLA

They also need to be informed

Isn’t your 8.1 linked to your email account so you get a password ‘hint’ reminder?

Make sure nothing bad happens to him. The reason a ‘Best Man’ role exist is to stand in for the groom in case he goes missing. The best man has to marry the bride (Google Fact)

Your downstairs bits would know about it before the rest of your body 8O

have another bath (without bleach and soap) and soak

This is why i never shake hands with anyone!
Men are blooming weird

You cheeky young pups

First: It aint justified (i just have to tilt to the left to pee)
Second: It aint ancient (it’s as mature as the rest of my haggard body)
Third: No one is going to moomoo land. It’s not a blooming Theme park!
Fourth: I can’t look RAD in Platforms

I will chase the pair of you with my zimmer frame

Why not just get a Garmin strap if it is compatible with the normal battery that last yonks and yonks

The older ones are dirt cheap

I have no stand over height to speak of. You may be able to slide a Ritz cracker between my moomoo and the top tube but that’s it.

I never fell though, i just stood there inhaling and screaming at the same time (it’s a skill apparently) Trail surfaces are not flat and i never took that into account. I should have a smaller frame, but i love this bike to much :oops:

Now i always tilt the bike when i stop

Durian fruit are also available . They smell like a dog defecated on them, and a big dog at that. wiki

Thank for that. I’ll pass by the markets on Monday :)

So that’s main course and dessert sorted ;)

Opposite cycle surgery in the round about with Hancock in.

I don’t think they are joking :(

I’m not Ashamed. Not my fault the STW have the best grade Colombian plastic bags in the country

Evans did offer to change my bike to give me more stand over height, but that involved waiting another two weeks for a smaller size and i don’t do waiting, and i had already fallen in love

Fresh from Evans Cycle in Birmingam

I had about a couple of millimeters clearance (depending on surface)

Two days later

Stitches and lots of drugs…..don’t ask me where or how many stitches i got (not that flexible) but it would of been easier to pee if i could do handstands.

OMG the pain was unbearable (i had to wear a skirt and go commando 8O
and it was blooming drafty :( and i couldn’t close my legs

Still have the bike as it’s blooming awesome, but stand over height does have it’s benefits (for one you wont have to wear a blinking skirt :( )

It may be different for chaps as you lot have those built in airbags to cushion slamming into the top tube.

PS

Keep this post just between us as i don’t want to lose my trail skills cred :oops:

Yep, they do get stuck up ones nose :(

Got another plain gray package today 8)

It was very floppy so i suspected it was not the magazine (me smart)

I can already feel my skillz improve, just by stroking it

Does this mean i’m now sophisticated
(stick my pinky out when i swig from my camelbak)

PS

The bag smells brilliant!

PS

Thank you Sarah :)

How i feel when i know i still have another week to wait for STW to come through my door

Stupid feelings :(

But i did get my first copy of Grit.CX

Which makes me feel like

And it smells like

8)

NSFW strong language

Definitely a great gift idea

I want it even more after watching the videos :lol:

I agree. We should burn it…..and the two who posted it

But is she really your wife and not a clone.
Make her take a blood test to make sure

It’s blooming

Don’t make me take my slipper off Grrrrrr

How do you know it will actually be your partner? I don’t want to cause trouble but maybe what comes through the door is actually a copy!

Invasion of the body snatcher
Alien
The Possessed
The Pod people

Don’t fall asleep 8O

She’ll arrive just at the moment you are sitting in front of the mirror with her clothes on finishing putting on lipstick

Are you sure it’s sausage meat and not another witness ?