What do you usually put in your mouth to make Fosters tastes drinkable ?

I’ve developed a unique odor and a manly beard :)
Still haven’t mastered the art of thigh slapping :(

Is it true that Northwind has hair as soft as a unicorns tail?
Chaps on the trails say he’s a real dreamboat

Bumpy bump Mc bumpty

Where’s my name :(

Which ‘Tropical’ parts of the world is the OP in?

Wish the OP made the title more clearer :(

I was so excited i placed a order on Amazon for some equipment
(I don’t think these items are allowed to be returned :oops: )

Blooming Thatcher coming out of her crypt to haunt me.

Have the Tory party no shame

I overslept :oops:

Start time to race 11:50
Wake up time 12:50

who’s at fault (i know it’s not mine)

Blooming eck! These are some real clean bikes
Do you lot just drive them around country lanes and show them the sites :wink:

What did you want, i might have it :lol:

Do I have to accept a smart meter?

Hope it helps

This is more STW

Mind you it will be mostly be dirty kecks so even the thieves might not want them?

You’ll see them sold on Ebay the same day

Don’t leave anything on show in your car.
Make sure your insurance is paid up.
Make sure you lock your car
Do you have an alarm?

It’s soooo posh, it has it’s own wiki page 8O

Lardy bread, lardy Johns, dough cake, Fourses cake

Just get the one that makes you ‘Tingle’ inside.

I think someone’s pregnant

I don’t mind, just as long as we’re together :)

Your bike will implode creating a black hole that will destroy the universe
Hope you feel proud of yourself :(

#Bloomingcyclistdestroyeduniverseagain

It’s ok. Just get a small frame and i will be happy :)

Manfrotto Advanced Travel Backpack

Gobbles all my bits plus tripod and laptop. Comes with raincover and more straps and pockets than a shoplifters coat.

Has the weasel got super powers now

What about sharks, alligators and shopping trolleys!

Another weekend with CFH :oops:

The phrase “It’s so bad it’s good” does not apply to this film

video

Is this you on your test ride? You have skills 8)

Kona Rove spec

Dress my cats up and teach the snakes how to climb a ladder

Just think of England

She doesn’t mention her other son Bruce

Change your macs ‘reveal’ settings

It’s that show or hide thingy thing.

If the propellers were upside down, the lazy chap could trim the grass.

I used to work at a well known crisp manufacturing place.
The incidents that happened there was always on the night shift and it happened in the men and women’s toilets.
People (say people because it was a heck of a job) would spread their poop, blood and sick around the toilet cubicles
And around the squat over toilet ( hole in the ground so gents could squat).

This happens around three to five times a month. People would be escorted to the loo for a while, but when that stopped all the poop and whatever would be back.

I don’t eat crisps from that company anymore.

No Togas for crying out loud.

I have a 12 blue and white ones. I don’t know what they are called (lost the bottle) think they are three or four years old.
You can have them. (They made my bottom fall off :( )

Body waxing. Seems people like ripping was strips off hairy people so get your thong on and ‘Man Up’

Body hair plucking. Another fun pastime that strangers can have with your body. Stand around in your best thong and let strangers rip hairs from various parts of you with a pair of tweezers.

Mud can keep the heat in or keep the bike cool, stops insects biting and acts as a natural sun block. Mud is also great and making your bike invisible to alien Predators who wish to remove your bikes headset and use it as a trophy.

Google Fact

……he’s snuck into someone else’s kitchen with it.

Then posted pictures.

Has the OP tied up the real homeowners and is rummaging around the kitchen just to look in their draws!! 8O