Well that’s just rude! You sir are orf my Christmas card list.

How dare you talk to me like that! I’m a ‘Big Blue P‘
I’ve done the handshake and the dance. How dare you, you young upstart

Find someone else to come inside your home and check that youre still sleeping (even though it will break my heart not to do it anymore :( )

What time do the roads close up your end!?

Get some lights on and go for a ride (don’t make me take my slipper off)

No one can handle a full Binners! 8O
It would take years of training at the Cirque du Soleil and a unhealthy amount of Yoga (Wont happen at my time of life) plus he has a tendency to go straight to the hips.

But he is very ‘Moreish’ :oops:

Have you thought about a separate cover for your bikes?

Cycleplan

Or by going through your bank. I know Santander was cheap for me with home and bike cover

That’s photoshop that is. No where looks that lush in real life

International as it means anyone from anywhere can take part.

PS

Wales is far superior to england (see what i did with the spelling).
Haters gonna hate

People who dirty up the sugar. WTH is wrong with you people!
Use a freakin clean spoon or use the sugar first than all the other tosh afterwards.

I will rip your soul from your body :twisted:

Can’t wait till tonight

You’ll definitely fly like a Gazelle…..(do you do piggy backs :oops: )

Binners

Spend more time in Birmingham then

joolsburger

I like Trump seems to be pretty straightforward and no worse than any of the others, I don’t see the big deal..

8O Oh dear

But Shirley your chauffeur drives behind you whilst live tweeting your epic cycling prowess ?

Don’t you think it’s time to find something more suitable to your needs

I hear Saga Magazine gives you a free pen

Best film ever

I get (up to) 152mb unlimited for £29.78 on Virgin

I’ve checked my up and down bits and get around 100mb on a slow day. I’m on cable broadband.

For what your paying and what you get is overpriced.

Just wasn’t meant to be. Hope you find another one soon (and in blooming good condition)

Who is your provider? are you in some weird ‘back of beyond’ type of place?

He has a point. It’s advertising through the ‘Backdoor’ and that’s not fair

Google

Would this help

(Although Rachels idea is way cooler)

Take up ‘Pole Dancing’ that will give you a full body workout and strengthen your core.

I thought it was Soviet jets last month and the RAF was scrambled. More jets having a todo with the U.S.
And a sub was spotted as well

what commercial jet ?

Finally Walkers will have a reason to put something besides air in their crisp packets

Bearnecessities dropped his wallet

Are you feeling better now.

Thought this would help :)

Do you have a wooden bucket thing with a plunger?

OP never answered my question…..nuff said

Thank you, next pint’s on me

8O I’m not saying anything (just waiting for the video link)

Easy to get reg details off the internet. cost around £10

saddles are for wimps

Are you giving me the horn :oops:

Hate BH waist of time having them on Monday, should be Friday instead

I had to watch it again just to make sure.
Totally onboard with NickC

Thanks chaps (Not Mikewsmith, who i will talk to later). It’s my actual eyeballs and the sensation that something is peeing on the side of my leg calf bit.

I guess i haven’t awoken my dormant X-Men gene :(

Could you use Golden Cheetah?

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Just saying :wink:

Time to stop wearing your

Think they are effecting your circulation :roll:

Do you have someone following you around with the mandatory video camera?

YAY!