Oh sorry :oops:

I’ll take my pudding back to Tesco

(Sobs, big snotty sobs)

Heard on the news that the fire brigade and ambulance crew were called to Greggs.
Some messy eater buried staff and customers under a avalanche of pastie flakes

Well £100 is only one bottle of cheap champagne.

Complaining about getting hit and perfume when your swimming in urine, poop,flakes and spit :lol:

Someone has to offer them money/bribes to make these country’s corrupt :roll: and i am sure that England has done it’s fair share of bungs.

Are they the most corrupt though? America, Spain, England etc. All those places have government officials who are getting found out as being bent.

Least you don’t have to wear high heels

sent home

Seems like a lot of STWers have a high percentage of ‘Tyrannosaurus Rex’
DNA in them (explains why they eat so much and so messily)

I can do it and i don’t need to warm up or do stretching things. Hands, fingers, boobs the works.

My bragging rights are rather tragic :(

There’s a very good reason not to put them in fresh water anyway, which most people should be able to figure out.

I never Googled….honest :oops:

Has anyone one checked on the OP ?

You still never answered my email about those Western Union cheques :(

Nothing wrong with a full on rampaging blood orgy of destruction and pain.
I think it very therapeutic.

Or you could go to your quiet place and let the voices in your head drown out the colours

Sometimes a cup of tea helps

Amazon uk

what about this

It’s only get nicked if it came to Birmingham :(

It’s odd to think of ‘The filters of the sea’ Prawns, lobsters, oysters and mussels were considered slave food by the Greeks and Romans as they knew what these chaps did for food, and now they are all considered a delicatesy

Sit on them. Which ever one makes you giggle like a school girl, buy it

It’s wearable regardless of whether your doing sport or work. It looks darn good and feels better on the wrist compared to the 920 and it looks as if you are getting your moneys worth in the build and design compared to the 920, even though they do both the same things thanks to updates.

Sooo pretty

Tied my bottoms cord to tight and couldn’t untie them
Had to cut my way out, due to REALLY needing to be free of my bottoms
i kind of cut to vigorously

RIP Nike £59.99 and two days old :(

Sorry, what’s the flour or oats for?

Milk

Got some giant cockles as well

Stop bragging about them. Everyone is created differently

You potty mouthed little munchkin.
Your lucky we have company

Oh bless She looks like a garden pixi. What’s a young lady doing with a roughen like you!

Thanks for posting and thanks to your young lady :)

Beetroot
Bacon mixed with brussel sprouts
Decaf coffee
Spiders

Fenix 3. Did think about the 920 but the Fenix is less plastic and looks better

Furry taps down south and furry kettles

Chaps

Why are you deliberately misunderstanding what Mikewsmith said. It’s not that hard to understand
Or I’m really smart (which i highly doubt)

Thanks Obama. I bet this was his plan all along
He’s a very cheeky chap

England pretty well slaughtered its way across the globe, so I think you did have some chap at one point in time who would be ‘OK’ for you to bring home to mother.

Why are you picking on Islamabad and Keith?

Pictures please

Skinny people will support the flag stones better, obese people tend to deflate
(Just trust me on this)

This thread used to be so respectable.
Bet people will be posting about Aldi and Lidl next 8O

I don’t think this is fair on the company. If you had checked it when you first got it the company could of had the opportunity to offer to do something about the frame with either a exchange or refund. It’s not there fault you never inspected it until now.

Does this mean that someone wants the bag and i wont have to make a blood pact with Gin and reap a unholy vengeance on the forum

Just saying…still got this even though it’s the essence of pure evil and i don’t want it.

Since you insure them, put in a claim with the PO :)

PS

How dare you (cheeky young pup) I have never sold anything on STW in my life

(To shocked and distressed to eat my hobnob :( )

Jessops

It’s this one and it’s stupid

Becuase you need to untwist both arms

Then re-twist then twist the other arm

My wrists are not built for that :(

That’s why it’s stupid

Is Mr Cougar the only chap who understands English
Way to many haddock snorkelers who haven’t got a fig roll
of a clue :(