To the RT Hn Mr Pants:

Blooming eck! you are right! all this time i have been cursing the lack of ‘right click’ and i tried and somthing wonderful happend :)

May your muffins never get cold, you wonderful bundle of knowledge :)

Then they are ‘Dead to me’ end of

Forget paying for MS Office. Libre is free and will work with MS documents and visa versa. Hardest part is the Gesttures thingy that you have to get used to and no right click and freakishly weird shortcuts (one involves a human sacrifice).

It’s not that much of a deal after the first day or so and you work out where all your bits and bobs have gone to.

Do it, your wife will think you are a IT god and bath you in fine oils and peel grapes for you.

https://www.libreoffice.org/

Re install your printer software as Epsons own is capable of printing up to A4. When reinstalled print from the computer to choose your sizes and layout.

downloading may give you a more up to date version

Whst printer/model are you using?

Does building a sandwich count as work?

Have you thought about where you two will be delivering your future nursing home payment provider.

Just think. If your OH deliverd at a bike shop it would be free parts for life, due to all the publicity. If she deliverd in side a Wiggle box, you would get next day delivery free parts for life…or a box of Haribo

Talk it over with her, and when you regain consciousness tell us what she thinks :wink:

Does this mean I can stop waxing my top lip :-)

How deep is the patio? will you have room for a little one……just curious

PS

I am asking for a friend….honest :wink:

Dropped my phone in the water bowl. Guess I will have to move my SIM card to another phone :(

I could do that…..if it werent for the rain….and somthing else i can’t think of :oops:

Thank you

six hours of rottweiler farts on the way to holidays from hell Mmmmmmm memories

People can wear or not wear what they want, but remember that England has not got clean hands before/during and after both wars.

Do what makes you happy and cause no harm to others :)

Maybe fell off the back of a sleigh

Get your kids to do it.

Knickers. They are shorter than shorts and have three huge holes in them, so why are they so blooming expensive?

S&M have a lot to answer for :evil:

At least the hand is coming out the mouth 8O

Google ‘Samsung S6 security flaw’ before buying 8O

There are two versions of the Army of Darkness ending. UK version had him oversleeping and waking up after the world went FUBAR. The US version had him getting back to his time and working at the store that he is currently in now. So the TV show continues where AOD us version finished :-)

PS Don’t wear your ‘Driving Slippers’ when you go to pick her up :oops:

I’ve been with Amazon Prime for maybe eight years, it was before the price went up. I have only paid the Prime charge once in all that time (and it would be impolite to point out there mistake).

Prime offers music, video, shopping and next day delivery (which is far to long). The videos are 99p films in my opinion and the music is not my cup of tea. Amazon is also owner of Audible books (who get most of my money) and they also own Kindle (which gets none of my money)

I wouldn’t pay the price that they are asking for membership as i only use it to shop, and even that is not worth the asking price, but since i get Prime for free, i might as well shop and get the next day delivery.

camera jungle

http://www.camerajungle.co.uk/

or your local cash converters or cash generator

avoid d600

If you want to be the ‘Cool’ uncle, take her a box load of tampons or sanitary towels, hot water bottle (with a cute cover) a all in one PJ and a unhealthy amount of anything chocolate.

Sounds like you may have scratched the sensor. Use your phone to zoom in on the sensor for a better look.

Out of cheese :(

Do you sleep with a chainsaw by your bed 8O

Put a overseas address on them (printed label)to a charity for children, wishing them a happy xmas and leave them in your front garden. They will be nicked by morning

It’s easier to just leave the bathroom light on, i’ll be back in a hour or so :(

How will Santa get past imigration control, let alone his helpers ? also what about clearnece to use UK airspace :(

The one that left the bikes outside the tent should be left out 8O
Those woodland badgers are notorious for woodland bike crime

Not what i expected on a ‘Hard Core’ MTB website :roll:

What next!? when’s the best time to wear ‘Xmas jumpers’!

Bah Humbug :wink:

Women don’t fart, they ‘Sigh’. Chaps on the other hand, launch chemical warfare.

Don’t those things contain human doings?

Just in time for the zombie apocalypse :D

I had a nap and missed it :(

Try teaching her the ‘Toilet time’ words
I would always tell my girl ‘Pee pee time’ and take her out. praised her when she went toilet outside. also watched how she acted (restless).

Enjoy the ‘chewing everything in and out of site’ stage.
Cute pup.

Dogs often resemble the owner ;)

It’s a bit like testicles really. The little tyke won’t miss it and will be better off in the long term.