Implants need to be replaced every ten years due to shelf life, some times sooner.

http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Breast-implants/Pages/Complications.aspx

Implants are not for life. Add in replacement costs or skin redcution surgery/removel surgery plus amount of time both ops will need to heal.

Is the OP a Yank? I know they like scoffing placentas but this!

Hope you washed more than just your hands before posting (just picture your fluffy fungus keyboard)

So i guess getting your kids sloshed was normal child care 8O

Another drink my mother gave us was Guinness, raw egg yolk and milk. All this was mixed in a baby bottle and fed to us.

You can put things in your bra

Shouldn’t you lot be down the shops buying all the baked beans and bottled water, that you can fit in your 4X4s

No. Not built for it.

Never brushed my girls and they always had good teeth. I fed them cooked food (better than cooking for one) veg and fruit. Bones were always cooked.
They would run a mile if i offered them raw meat

Space is not that high up.

I want to see the OP be punished for posting such an abomination.
what if jesus sees this thread! he’ll be so upset, he will cancel his birthday :(

You looking for new or second hand? There are some hooky insturments out in the world, if you buy new with a warrenty and guarantee you may be better off.

http://www.gear4music.com/Saxophone/Alto.html

Just because they were advised to sue for that amount is not necessary the amount they could get. I wish him and his family goodluck and they should get as much money as they can. Lucky the kid wasn’t shot, tazed or beaten during the arrest, but i could well imagine the amount of fear he may have had with getting arrested put in a cop car and held in custody, plus the crazy media stories that were calling him all kinds of horrible stuff.

Would he have had the same treatment if he was white, No he wouldn’t

I just paid off my water bill and now the world is going to end!

I’m stalking Tom Baker via alternative internet methods

We all know you loved it. Sitting there with your hair up and eating bon bons whilst wearing your fluffy sippers, giving Piers lots of cheers.

:wink:

Lots of things on sticks and a tin of Quality Street *1 tin per person
and enough chapati to last till Feb

Please note that tins of Roses are for the common people (what my mum says)

Cheaper to hand out ‘Rubber Dingeys’ to ‘British First’ and let them loose on those dastardly invaders

Didn’t IKEA use slave/forced labour. Not that ethical

It’s a known probem with Sonys cracking (never touch them again). Google throws up a lot of results regarding Screen cracking. I would collect evidence of complaints from the net and talk to the CAB (citizens advice bureu) or contact sony.

Have a look at the Sony forum for others with the same problem.

http://talk.sonymobile.com/

Sorry. Never saw the previous Surface post

How about a ‘Surface’ laptop instead

Don’t ever trust trains. Trains are like men, they offer you a pleasurable experience but either
don’t turn up, stop mid way and never live up to all the advertising.

(and usually leave you wading through a puddle when you go to the loo)

Trains lie

PS
IMHO

OMG! What hell has this thread become!

+1 for burning…. Then burying…..then burning again

They could set up ‘Live Video‘ feed so both groups can watch and party (drink) to the newly weds 8)

Post a pic. I think we have all finsihed eating for the night so it will be ok

PS

Try to get the camera really close

The Creepshow 2
Tank Girl
The Sound of Music
The Boy With Green Hair
Lord Love a Duck
Murder by Death
Howard the Duck
All dogs go to heaven
The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (i know all the songs)
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (as above)
Blazing Saddles

PS

Is this thread going to be kept from public viewing. I have to watch my hippety hoppety street cred :oops:

I don’t want anymore Russian brides or gentleman enhancement products.
I only have a small apartment

See how long it take to transfer £1

PS
I have space in my account. I could nip over with the money to your sons house (eventually)

knoble the car.

Legally though, if the chap has not commited an offence and been caught doing so, than there is nothing the police can do.

Knoble the car.

Maybe it’s haunted 8O

@bearnecessities

Happy now?

According to Wiki, the bread has to be ‘White and butterd’!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_butty

Just goes to show, that you can’t trust the internet :roll:

Christmas Puddings are as bad as Marmite. Get to Iceland and pick up a ‘Black forest gateau’ like any other civilized person would.

PS
Don’t forget your ‘Prawn Ring’

My thought for today is. Does this contain real men? and if so, which parts!

Boil tripe. The smell will definitely get you out the house……and county

Is this allowed ?

???

It’s on sliced white

Are we allowed to squash the bap down?
Can we use marg instead of butter?
What happens to people who use mayo (or brown sauce :evil: )?
What is the recommend chip length to width ratio?
Oven chips of fried?
Veg oil or lard?

These questions need answers

Incidents like Paris are nothing new. Depends what form of media you watch or listen too.
Paris is just recent and local enough and highly sellable for the mainstream media.

He did not run. The media bandwagon backtracked on that statement.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Jean_Charles_de_Menezes

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/07/06/jean-charles-de-menezes-death-anniversary_n_7714488.html

In the pics, you will see it is the police jumping the barriers not jean

Bombing does not work. Go cheap and end up paying forever.
Fleas also carry disease that are harmful to humans