So if you checked how they got the new car in the first place, this thread wouldn’t have happend and i would’t have wasted my money on buying a pitchfork :(

No pudding for you Grrrrr

Test!?

Spent that long gagging for it to turn up and taking it. I can always sell or give it away if i don’t like it.

Not happy with the soundtrack. I was deeply disturbed by it :(

What’s up with the pedestrian at the end having a go at the cycling numpty?

+1 Take it back. flutter your eyelashes and hope they take pity on you.

it’s Christmas

Still no sign of the OPs crusty hole :(

I’m telling Santa he made my kittens cry

what tyres for puss?

One persons puss is another persons tire sealant :lol:

Pics of the massive gaping hole please

(somthing to look at while i eat bacon)

My mates cousins aunt used one of those. It broke on a ride and sliced his leg clean off, causing him to lose control and plow into a school bus of orphaned piranhas.

8O

Do you chaps have black leather wall paper and a selection of whips as well

bubble wrap

You could try your local college. I am on a Photography course BTEC Level 2
It’s ok. The only downside is the teachers who are frustatingly lax and incompotent at how the deliverd the first part of the course.

I would do level 3 but not at Birmingham City College. Computers are so slow i am sure they are on dial up and i fear what the strange blobs on the keyboard so i take my own laptop and camera.

Reconditioned macbook pro or second hand

Nothing against windows (that i can say online) still use one, but the construction of laptops is a total pitta it has put me off (as well as the OS UI)

Got a mac pro and a mac air and i am a happy chappy

https://www.bluecross.org.uk/pet-advice/caring-your-guinea-pig

http://www.bva-awf.org.uk/sites/bva-awf.org.uk/files/user/caring_for_guinea_pigs.pdf

Avoid those pi** poor hutches that are mass sold (they are worse than pap)

Never house with rabbits

No rabbit food

You can toilet train them

They can chomp through bone very easily

Wear something tight and short and toss your hair a lot

Do you mean ‘Film’ ?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B002QEVFFC?keywords=film%20windows&qid=1448825977&ref_=sr_1_16&sr=8-16

If that is what you mean, then yes. If it is not what you mean than you are a blooming odd ball.

Burn it. Let the fires of purity devour it and it’s ashes poured off the edge of the world

IMHO

How have you got money to put in your wallet? Surely you must have spent it all on bike parts!

Me’thinks you are an imposter

Climb inside it and hide. The zombies will not eat dead flesh.

Or

Rip your shirt open, dawb black mascara across your face and make a bandana from your shirt sleve. Hoist deer over your shoulders and strap it to your bonnet. Any one who dares approch you, just tell them.
“You got a purdy mouth”

Is it ok to call your bike ‘Beautiful’

Fantastic lady.

Get cash back.
Have you tested the car yet (in and out) and driven it?
You are the customer, they should be treating you like blooming royalty and not like they are doing YOU a favour.

I did the sanatogen tonic wine and prune juice. It is a experience neither me or my cat (that had the misfourtune to be locked in the bathroom) wish to share again 8O

Unless you wish to detox at both ends at the same time.

Fastest read and write speed you can get at class 10 Sandisk ultra/pro

That’s how the government implants information into your brain. Delete this thread before they find out that you know what they are doing 8O

About blooming time someone took them to court and won

You are all wrong. One puts red leicester cheese and marg on a scone.

Blooming barbarians :roll:

Every prime minister wants there own war that they took part in. Blooming Churchill syndrome in’it

They just feared that they could never be as awesome as you on two wheels :wink:

Must be hard being born with hollywood looks and talent 8)

OP probably used a 26er and got hounded out of town :(

I shall miss you OP

mortgage company and you also need to tell your insurance company. Also inform them if anyone has a criminal record.

And have a contract and deposit. Friends and money don’t mix

How dare you say the OP actually rides a MTB 8O

Talk like that could tarnish his reputataion and get him funny looks when ever he pulls off his helmet in the works carppark.

Good luck. Show them the joys of a full boing mountain bike and the joys of peeing in the great outdoors.

How were you sitting on the bike to get those bits in your bits 8O

Will you do the ‘Power Point Presentation’ and have a laser pen to point at pies

I think a lot of people here would like you to prove your 27″ magnificence.

Or are you wearing your glasses back to front again :roll:

Sorry. What’s your budget?

Screen size may be small, but you have the power to run the programs.

I have a 2012 i5 13″ mac and a 2011 i7 15″ mac. They can both run the programs you speek of but i have switched to Affinity photo and Design (licence covers up to 5 computers using the same account and free updates) I still have LR though. The 13″ is just easier to carry back and fourth.

If you can get used to the small screen size on a 13″ than go ahead but you will most likley enjoy the extra inches of a 15″

A lot of people at college and uni manage fine with 13″ 8)

Get this and tell him he better get to the Olympics for the price it cost

also he will have no excuse for getting lost on the run