OP has a right to remove stuff that is on his property.Cut the lock tonight and leave it propped against a lamppost.

Viking funeral in the local park pond.

EU did restrict the power on vacums and other household appliences

EU rules cut vacuum cleaner power

You aint gonna get as much suck for your money :(

Thank you for the spoiler alert. I left something on your pillow.

PS

I did not cry cause i am a really hard person Grrrr …. sob sob:(

Are you still looking for a video thingy as i have one if you want it.
Comes with thingys and two batts. :)

Cheeky young pup

Brian forever

Thanks. Worried that someone took a very wrong turn :-)

Cut and dump it at the police station.

PS

I mean cut the lock and not the bike…..

Isn’t Longleat a Safari park 8O

Could have been in the other end

Tesco has given up with Hudl. No more models from them.

Good gosh. Wind blowing my eyeballs into my head!
Very gusty in Birmingham. Anything that happens here can only be a improvement. Got chased by a Aldi bag :(

Blooming European’s

15 stones of pure trifle. Did a Thursday healthy food shop and whatever change I has left, I chucked in the charity bucket. Posted my bank cards by third class to myself, so I am penniless :)

My one millionth attempt to stop smoking and get fit, so no money to cheat ( yes I am weak) vaping like a maniac ( and farting like one) and bouncing off the walls.

I do have more energy and not coughing. Still thinking about smoking though. Did go out and run two miles this morning (I nearly died) weights when I got in.

Don’t have hot pants like the OP but I will try to buy some.

Just run, gallop, frolic. Find your inner dog and try different speeds. Have fun and bite the bums off bee’s.

It’s what we have legs for.

What did you get? Is it something that can be easily removed at ER

All those actors who play superheroes on the screen should be forced into there costumes and dropped on ISIS

Licking bikes cars etc will be a new form of leaving a deposit on items and houses

Butt crack showers will have there trousers stappled onto them

Halfords shall be burnt

Anyone responsible for the production of Marmite shall be flooged within an inch of Salford

That’ll teach em

Does your shed have a heater ?

Only place open at this time of night is the petrol station!

If you have young children or don’t want to see lady chest, avoid time square 8O

Bet the OP sticks his pinky out while he swigs from the bottle

No.

Please avoid as the known fault is no longer coverd by Apple.

The soft underside has a habbit of bubbling/sofening and coming off. Years ago Apple did eventully put there hands up to the problem (long list of flaming threads) but it is no longer coverd now. and the hinges have been known to crack as well. Please avoid.

https://www.apple.com/uk/support/macbook-bottomcase/

Did i mention ‘AVOID’

Who did you get the dead leg from? Is it human or animal!?

Best chop both feet off just in case. Don’t use the bread board.

Are you doing Keto?

Just write an anonymous letter and wack it through his box at night. Don’t send a pic as he will know which house is looking at his dangleberries.

In the shed with a empty box of pies

Can you post pics of your running gear (not that i’m some weird stalker person)

^^

Depends on what colour they are

Remeber

Blacks = Thugs
Whites = Troubled/Mentally ill
Anynone else = Terrorist

http://mic.com/articles/129570/active-shooter-reported-in-san-bernardino-california-reports-of-injuries-deaths?utm_source=policymicTBLR&utm_medium=main&utm_campaign=social#.mXIFyEnV2

STW is great for medical advice

Does this mean we wont get reported for ‘poking members’ and ‘tagging there hash’

I thought it was ‘Slang talk’ for something :oops:

So sad

Google ‘NHS walk in centre‘ and it will show you the one nearest to you. No need to book, just turn up.

Get well soon. Nice to see STW are being sensitive to your dilemma

So the police take notice of dashcam cameras but when it comes to cyclist cameras it’s like pulling teeth to get them to do anything :roll:

That’s like saying “If you don’t have sex with me, your a gay”

The UK will bomb them regardless. Every PM wants to have there name added to a war. Blooming Churchill effect

He’s trying to hypnotise you with his junk!

Depends on who and what got the shares

If you don’t like it after 28days send it back