Did you help it on it’s way to get out early :wink:

Stumpy01

A pram! no wonder the country is going to pot. Sooner they start walking is the sooner they start earning.

Champagne, pickles, water and a ammo box in a shed!
What the hell do you get up to in your shed 8O

Post someone a link to your pick and they will post it for you.

Amazon no longer sells ‘Hoverboards’.
They still sell the bags to carry them, but not the boards.

Amazon tells people who bought hoverboards to throw them away[/url]

UK retailers recall hoverboards following government advice

Amazon tells customers: Throw away unsafe ‘hoverboards’

Stuff the board and buy a bike. Bikes don’t burn your house down.
Even after the hoverboards hae charged and been unplugged they still blow up.

I thought it meant, the cars a ‘boy’

That is soooo sweet.

^^

But the seller does not speak for all woman. She is doing it on the basis that sex/porn sells. That is not the way the world is now.

Only becuase your works christmas card had a p45 in it :wink:

Best battle scene ever

And they all lived happily ever after

A pensioner with a blue rinse was hiding under your car, waiting to pounce on you to squeeze your cheecks.

Can i say no

? You do know that the school offers a vegetarian and vegan option as well. Should they be forced to eat meat and dairy products?

Jeez chaps it’s meat. A decomposing mass of flesh that had a miserable and tragic life and a grotesque death. The school offers options so what’s wrong with taking advantage of those options.

Not having to take part in hymn singing or Christmas is not a new thing. I’m in my forties and remember kids being excused from taking part, plus having selective meals. Just that back then the children were Jewish.

This thread, makes me want to join ISS. At least they wont allow sprouts (combustion hazard)

I vote for banning Christmas.

^^

But the none exotic pet trade is pretty horrendus and there are more of these sales happening than exotics. RSPCA is just a charity that has been put on a pedestal which is wrong.

Halal and none Halal animal treatments can be just as bad as one another, so it has to be a case of all or none getting the big ‘TUT TUTS’

RSPCA don’t like a lot of things.

Exoitic pets, fish and knowing what they are talking about.
PS RSPCA is just a charity, like Oxfam but with more delusions of grandeur

Guess i’m a terrorist sympathiser :oops:

Least i wont be destroying the Ozone due to the toxic
emissions you odd folk will be tooting

Just use a couple of coats of clear varnish.

Canon Dslr with flip screen. Get a Rode with a deadcat and lights and you are ready to go. See YT

Becuase the British meat industry treats animals so well :roll:
and there is nowt wrong with not partaking in other peoples so called religions about some invisible sky god.

You need to ask yourself how dead was that chicken or turkey before it had it’s feathers scolded off, How far was that pig or calf thrown and how many times was it stamped on. There is a shed load of videos and news items on the internet, so before spouting Halal this and that tosh, have a look at the standard animal from farm to slaughter treatment.

Bunch of fish wives :roll:

PS

That chap everyone likes, gets killed

Turns out that ‘Rosebud’ ia the name of the sleigh

Why would anyone choose ISS! It doesn’t have a proper toilet. If you want to reverse into a hole to do a number two I am sure there are cards in phone boxes that will let you do that for a low cost and lower risk of death, plus you don’t have to drink your number ones ( unless you want to). If your OH knew you had been sloshing other peoples pee in your mouth for six months, see how quickly you end up sleeping in the shed.

Bunch of oddballs.

Is it wrong to say that these bikes are so blooming attractive.

Shave your body hair and have it woven into a sweater. Tell her it’s cashmere

^^

Male,female or transgender

I would rather lick the mattress of a teenage boy than eat a Avocado or mussels

Edit

Rather lick both sides of a teenage boys mattress

So sorry. Lovely looking Landrover.

Undies and a vest,your face printed on a pillow case or a life size cut out of you holding a Greggs pastie

Card number changes but account number stays the same. The account details are on your card.

PS

This thread would be better with pics ;)

Can you walk in heels and spin on a pole?

Wax and eyebrows threading

Amazon Tightens Rules On Hoverboards Because Of Those Pesky Fires

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/amazon-hoverboard-fires_566f43ade4b0fccee16f9006

How do we know it’s you…….. :wink:

The geese get liposuction before being deported back to Canada, where they blooming well belong

Apparently Mr Smith wanted A shed load of cash and his son in the movie (After Earth P2 anyone) The producers thankfully said no :)

So they did this.

LINK

You know you want to look, but don’t[/url]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=garmin+edge+500&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Agarmin+edge+500