Islam. At the end of the day, Sunnis and Shia seem to be quite keen on killing each other when given the smallest excuse. Even without meddling from the west.

Yeah right on man, cause no one in the west has ever migrated. No wars poverty or genocide has ever taken place in the west. They just stay put in the country they happened to be born in until they die :roll: *shakes head and sighs

9 June 2012 from Amazon

We had many happy times together, mostly shouting at it to blooming
well connect with that stupid dongle effort and cursing when it wouldn’t upload.

People have migrated since the dawn of time, and will continue to do so, allowed or otherwise.

^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS

When people say they can trace their ancestry to 1066 and beyond i just roll my eyes. People have been back and fourth across the globe either by choice or not and those people played ‘Pat-O-Cake’ with people all over the globe.

If country’s don’t want no more people in then they shouldn’t let people out.

Good job you went heavy on the hair gel today. Are we going to see pictures and daily updates as you pick your scabs off :)

PS

I say we form a vigilante group and tar every youth within a 10 mile radius.

I could follow you around and poke you with a stick if I think your being lazy
I also have a sleep function……ok mallet, but it does the same job

I know you are right but I can’t help but feel offended.
It makes my grand brave efforts of fighting for a deck chair at the Brighton Pavilion was for nothing :(

#summerOf68

go in cash converters or cash generator they give you a guarantee with the phone

Just boil some water in a kettle like Binners does

If the Mods didn’t spend there time watching Eurovision and tended to the needs of the members as in the terms and conditions and LCD and TCP of this forum, then maybe the OP wouldn’t need to have his leg chopped off and his tv and bike given away

Rise up fellow members and contact your local gas board to complain

Don’t know how i’m going to transport the OPs fridge freezer to my place. I don’t have a basket on my bike :(

Aint none of you men going to volunteer to suck it out before it permanently embeds itself into the OPs toe!

You shameless bunch of Audi owners :(

Could buy the Fenix 3 watch. The new one has the HRM on the back of the watch. Or the Forerunner® 235

Men will find you more attractive
Your clothes will fit you better
You will be able to push Volvos up hill
You will never gain weight
Your hair will be longer and smother
Your bum will look great in those figure hugging jeans

Are you pregnant? Spider bit you on the toe and now you are up the duff.
Think you should transfer to Mums Net

How come Eurovision gets to be a sticky and yet this thread isn’t ?
Sooner we are out of Europe the sooner this thread gets put in the place it deserves

#ToysOutThePram #LifeAintFair #HopeYourSouffleSinks

#ImTellingMyDad

yeah, (possibly remarkably) I am

:(

That viking seat post is back to front aint it?

Quick…ask him something only wrightyson would know to check!

8O OMG you are right!

Hay wrightyson. What’s the long number on your bank card and the three digit security number on the back.

(It’s ok chaps. I shall verify the answer with Amazon)

YAY! you made it :)

Saturday 14th is when the police arrive to bag the body parts and that doesn’t happen till first light.

You’re on a windy cliff top in the middle of the night in a tent!
You do know it’s Friday 13th. I expect you to be running barefoot whilst screaming in your knickers and bra
Very soon.

Can’t sleep so having a marathon session of this.
Just thought I’d share

How is that chap not in a shallow grave by the side of a lonely highway!

Thank goodness i have CaptainFlashheart beside me. His cod piece has a fully stocked drinks cabinet and a place to rest ones weary head.

*When i say ‘beside me’ i mean gagged and bound and wearing a party hat

Feel sorry for the cleaning staff

It would’ve been even quicker if you’d given me a hand.

Sent some other body parts as well….just in case you get bored :)

Nice house 8)

Oh! you mean ‘The Walking Dead’?

Glad you managed to get full satisfaction in such a short amount of time.

Shhh! I have a lock of Perchypanthers hair under my pillow :oops:

(His toes will be cold tonight)

Toy Story ?

Blinking eck!

For you maybe :roll:

Be still my beating heart
You are very pretty :oops:

I have these. Been using since Feb and they are to die for.
I use flat pedals like yours (not same brand) i haven’t got any chunks missing. Are you heavy footed or tend to drag your foot on the pedals as that is all i can think of, what may cause your problem (or a bad batch of trainers).

Honest Trailers – Deadpool (Feat. Deadpool)

Don’t go alone

1978 8O You wasn’t born then!

Jackson plays the same racial stereotype he plays in all Tarantino movies. Lots of long talking waffle bits and lots of ketchup.

Seen one Tarantino movie you have seen them all

*Cough
Just me and two cats and six snakes.