Maybe a thing called ‘Observation and Study’ of snakes had something to do with it :wink:

I’ll bring the Nan bread :)

^^
That’s it! You are off my list of people who i will marry.

Marry me and i promise to take your bike out for regular rides while you do your work thingy.

@Solo ‘A girl can dream, can’t she?’

I know i could never live with another person, let alone marry someone (there’d be armed police on the street before bedtime) I have far to many issues to do anything long term (more than a week).
Sometime i wouldn’t mind going for a ride, kebab and a game of pat-o-cake with someone

Snakes Do Live In London’s Camden Lock

Snake manage pretty well in the big outdoors of England.

I just want to meet a person with independent thought, good hygiene and not a idiot. So far it’s only people with delusions of their own importance.

Long battery life and bomb proof. It’s all you need

Steak and kidney pie, baked beans and roast tats.

Santa lives at Amazon…..with my money :(

@`woodster. You have the best sister in the world 8)

I hope Santa read this thread you naughty, naughty people :(

So sweet :)

Don’t forget to write down your mothers maiden name, DOB and the first line of your adresse……

love you till the money runs out….or the police arrive

@Countzero.

My chaps go back inside when they are bored roaming around. They also go back inside to poop (thank goodness). Snakes are pretty smart and have indipendent thought, never been bitten by my chaps even when blue.

Why do people pick on snakes and not cats, dogs gerbils etc.

Why would people eat something which contains unidentifiable contents!
Why hasn’t the EU band it :(

Had to cut the elastic waistband on my trousers :oops:
I can’t stop.

Where’s my fairy :(

cat hair :(

That’s not berry nice

8O Nom!

Action speaks louder than words……

I agree with Fd3chris and the OP. Seller is very naughty.
He’s lucky i was not his customer as i am the type of person who
will get my cash back…..all my cash back.

Can’t you get one of your staff to do it by had?

Mini cask :wink:

Happy winter solstice :)

I’m following this thread to stay a-breast of the puns

@Badnewz. I get what you mean. I like freedom

….and not having anyone else touch my toilet seat

Just the one cat?

2 cats
6 snakes

Can we get married on a cruise ship (i have no more patio space)

These snakes are not out of there natural habitat. These chaps are born and bred in the UK. If a snake was picked up and dumped in what ever country it’s ancesters came from would most likely die (slow painful death) due to having no imunity are hiding, hunting skills for that new enviroment. Smugling snakes into the uk is not as big as the internet implies although it is a deplorable act. More birds and other fur monters are smuggled into the uk and europe.

Rabbits, gerbils, hamsters and dogs as well as a whole host of other animals are technically not in there natural habitat.

If you look after any animal right, it can flourish in any cared for enviroment. I don’t know any keepers who keep the snakes locked up for long periods of time. If you do, you should do something about it.

As for ‘Morbid food sources’ I take it that you are vegan? Snakes it meat, fish, insects. What’s morbid about that. It’s no different as to what humans eat (or cats, dogs, birds etc)

What happend to the fish?

My cat knocked over my tea cup :(

I’m single :)

Shirley Master Binners has broken out of his bindings by now, and waits with a hunger filled furry for the cellar door to open. I fear there will be screams and flying volovants before brekfast :(

My star wars name is ‘Mawer Muder’ !? 8O
This is why Star Trek is better

African Rock Pythons are one the cutest snakes in the world

I got 87 :oops:

Since you are going to tesco, i need more Andrex and Nescafe. Do you need my clubcard number?

Drop of in Brum ta -X-

He wasn’t young, He’s 40 and still at home.

I now ban all friends from trying to farm me out.

Before jesus but after the flintstones :)

Avoid chaps who are still living at home or want you to meet their mothers/fathers. Chaps who say ‘I need to call my mum to tell her where i am” WTF! I just walk away.

Men how can you be still under your mothers apron at that age! 8O

Worst line i have heard was “When my parents die, i will get the house” i ran into the night screaming.