Cash generator and cash converter cost a pittance

That’s cold. I know when my dad had to part with his Landy he cried like a baby. I agree with the normal chaps that say it’s not just a car.

Some people :roll:

Don’t include your GF in deciding on taking the place, if she leaves or says no or you fall out then you are stuffed. Food for single person starts at £50 as you need toilet roll and other household stuff plus eating out junk food (you will eat out) so starting point would be £50. Winter leci costs me £40 and gas £15 using a boiler and a gas cooker. I don’t use heating often as i am from the north.

Best bet is find out what your rent is and Council tax for the place you want. Sound like you are better living at home and paying rent to whom ever than moving out. Get money saved up first to cover you for six months for when the universe decides to kick you in the bottom (it will, it just hasn’t got round to you yet)

An ‘A3+ Printer’ so my snake can have another expensive item to tinkle on.

Good job he’s a hunk.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Burglars+target+facbook&oq=Burglars+target+facbook&gs_l=serp.3..0i13i30.19883.26443.0.26697.14.14.0.0.0.0.127.1170.12j2.14.0….0…1c.1.64.serp..0.14.1166.DWb0UwJSLVM

:(

Leather-bound books?

Or a leather bound Binner

http://www.apple.com/uk/shop/browse/reuse_and_recycle

Trade in your old for credit towards a new one at a apple store or sell your old one and use that towards the new.

Thank you Freddyg. Picked up a vape kit so i will try that. I am tierd when i go to bed, but as soon as i am tucked in i am wide awake, running out of things to clean and rearange. Tried running, weights and situps to get me tierd and nothing works.

Quitting has turned me into a creature of the night

Wouldn’t trust random peeps. They will come back and help themselves. FB is a easy way to track when people go out or on holiday

No one mentioned the nightmares 8O and trouble getting off :( and the leaking nose.

Trifle

It’s only weird if i did it whilst they were gagged and bound….in a sack…the back of a van.

I wait for them to come through the front door.

@ Aracer

Ouch! Not my fault i spent my trust fund on hookers and blow :(

What i have got from this thread is

Pointy objects to chop your OH up with, expensive car to dispose of the body, Flooring to replace the blood soaked floor, alchol to drink while your waiting for the coffee maker to stop chugging and hookers and blow with a good speaker system playing in the background as that was the point of getting rid of your OH.

You bunch off weridos 8O

+ 1 for Falling Down

You chaps do know that this thread is all Benedict Cumberbatch’s fault.
If he didn’t mention PP in ‘Cabin Preassure’ i would never have wonderd if it was a real thing or just a made up name, so everyone boycott Cumberbatch.

It is also the BBC fault for paying for the show ‘Cabin Pressuer’ and in so giving Cumberbatch money to live off, so it is not just Cumberbatchs fault for all the lost lives, broken familys and sheep thrown through windows that this thread has caused, it is also the BBCs fault so stop paying your licence.

Forgot to mention that it is also STWs fault for unknowingly advertising PP which showed me what it acutually is, so the fault lies with BBC and STW but mostly Benedict Cumberbatch (who is evil and the destroyer of worlds).

I think you lot should go over to the Sherlock thread and pour scorn and Honey Badgers onto all the Benedict Cumberbatch fanboys.

I hope this explination helps the healing process begin.

Does this mean you will give members free rides to Wales.

I can donate pasties (Greggs of course) ;)

Man Up young pup

I’m not the only one YAY!

@ Welshfarmer. I would have showerd you in kebab meat and Lambrini for the rest of your life. You heartbreaker :(

@ Loddrick I hope you loose your figure

Which one was it. (The winner better get a marriage proposal :evil:)

What’s wrong with washing up liquid on a cloth and getting a dehumidifier(keep doors/windows closed when using it). Or better yet, getting your kids to wipe the windows down twice a day (small discount on the rent in return)

and folks complained about buying watches :roll: STW people are odd

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0284978/reviews

If it’s not Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce, then it’s not Sherlock.

Grrrrr!

I only smoke at home, in the kitchen as my pets give me that ‘Judgement face’ My kitchen is so blooming cold. I was told i was not a proper smoker for not doing it on the street, but i don’t even like eating in public :oops:

I do agree that all smokers should get the birch and then sent to foreign parts to dig for truffles with a teaspoon for twenty years, and also have there bank accounts confiscated and proceeds donated to orpahend blind chickens. The familys of these litter bugs should be named and shamed as well as there pets and friends.

PS I’m a ex smoker,

:lol: :lol: Thank you

1 tin of corned beef (out the tin, under the duvet)
1 Packet of ginger nuts (on top of the duvet. I’m not a barbarian)
4 Slices of Black Pudding (On the floor while googling important stuff)
1 Tray of flap jacks (in the kitchen looking in the fridge for something to eat)

Don’t judge me. Least i’m not smoking

You allowed a female to drive a horseless carriage! You sir deserve to get flogged by a swarm of fishmongers, then sent to a retreat in the country till you come to your senses

Why is leo dicaprio sitting in a car park chatting to the likes of STW ?

You should have got 50 years on a penal colony

and no pudding

Dishwasher! That’s what children are for :roll:

Finish my course so I never ever have to go into Birmingham city college again (it’s the worst)
Master Affinity photo and designer and become the greatest artist in the universe
Become a boxer

PS

the 10 litres of cannabis was from the reptile store to try out. Don’t want folks thinking i chase the chicken or whatever you young hip kids call it

It’s used for snake bedding

I thought it was a thread about trying to put on skinny jeans :oops:

Thank you Binners :)

@Cougar Look out your bedroom window….i’m on the ladder :wink:

I have been touched by Master Binners determination to become a smoke free cycling adonis. This thread is very encouring, knowing that it is actually possible to quit and stay quit.

I also want to become a smoke free cycling mucsle bound hottie. Midnight is the start of my smoke free life.

barbara windsor!!! FFS

After reading this thread,i’m going to buy one and wear it with my
singletrack t-shirt just to tick you chaps off

I must say some of them are really pretty.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss/275-7452366-4054942?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=hot+food+thermos

Something like these or get the microwavable ones. If none microwave, heat the container before use with hot water.

Well you never know when the zombie apocalypse will happen

FYI

If you sleep through New years you gain a extra year of life