^^

Kinky 8O

Cheeky young pup :lol:

^^

Bookmarked

Night time home security by status

Upper class gets the game keeper to patrol with the dogs and shotgun

Middle class sits in his conservatory with a rake and a flash light

Lower class falls sleeps with his playstation

+1

Why do they keep giving Will Smith a job FFS he is utter ‘parsnips’

Oh how quaint having a ‘Televisual device’. I suppose not being able to have a grand piano in ones dwelling (due to it’s tiny size) one has to be able to entertain ones self somehow.

Good gosh! these packages still exist. I get Virgin broadband only for £35 pm with no restrictions and up to 100mbs going up to 152 in June. No restrictions.

Do you live in some remote wilderness place

PS

Don’t you have ‘Staff’ to see to that type of thing?

Sitting in my M&S knickers and typing on a macbook air, while waiting for my nan bread and hummus to reach the ambient room temperature. My cats are eating pan fried steak and my snakes are munching on quails.

I suspect his mother will be round in the morning asking why little Tommy keeps on rocking back and forth in the corner.

You should know better than to bookmark STW

GrahamS is married 8O

2016 really sucks :(

Does this mean the ‘live air guitar’ stream you were promising to do today is canceled :(

Last time i went to the pics it was when the movie stopped and the lady with the icecreams came round.

I’m sure i was to young to watch Jaws (still can’t swim and have no intention of trying)

Get the OP

Get a cat, get two cats and listean to them turn your home into Brands Hatch at 3am or turn your bath into a skate park at 4am. Nothing i like better than waking up to the wrong end of a cat or having two cats kneeding my face when i try to lie in.

Don’t get me started on wallpaper opinions. Oh! and cat litter! blooming cat litter! WTF just cover your doings over, no need to dig down to the earths core and dispose of it (although sometimes it’s a good idea).

Get a cat (i want others to experience my pain joy )

Get two cats and film your own fight club (baby cat butt wiggle is to die for)

PS

You will never have to pee alone

I was tierd of being single. But he left me just like all the others.
:cry:

Acer looks like a bargain. Go desktop as they are cheaper and easier to tinker.

Coud be that most of the men on here are not stuck in the 1970s :wink:

I you are your OH arms get tierd, i am willing to chip in on belly rub duty :)

Thank you for the reply (and pic)

Or we could save money and come to your house and look at your tank, while vegging out on your sofa, wrapped in a duvet and eating trifle with a fork.

The whole country will come to a stand still. Pretty soon we will be fighting foxes for kebab meat as no food can be deliverd by Tesco :(

Buffy the vamprie slayer

I haven’t got anything popping up :(
You chaps have all the fun

Why stream when you can download for free. I used to be a uploader till the sites when ‘click-bait’ happy. They had good forums and a neat crowd until the people that had a god complex moved in. Now i just download US tv shows or a movie.

Snowing up my end in Bumingham :(

I would do it. I’m not the only one who thinks there would be a chance of gaining super powers (we all think it)

Maybe i would gain the power to sleep through the night without having to get up and tinkle :oops:

Sports Direct Workers 82 Ambulance calls

Wouldn’t use them even if i had to go naked. I remember how the Karimor trainer heels would slice your foot and also getting over charged at the till (charged 3 times for one shirt) pointed this out and i was told that i would have to wait for a refund, they have no office to call and they can’t refund to my card at the till. Blooming SD is a cattle market of for the living dead.

Show off

Not jealous :( As long as we are best mates and still share 8)

Adopt me please 8)

I never started smoking till i was in my mid-twentys (and that was just to stay warm). Yep Vape makes me toot :oops: (sorry Tesco, M&S, BP….just every shop i have been too)

15 1/2 Stones :evil: how the heck did that happen!
The OP owes me new trousers and knickers and a JCB to carry my extra chin :(

+1 for Wix.

Easy, free and good looking ( like most of the STW members)

You will wake to the cutest dog farts. Make sure you get her ‘chipped ASAP’ lots of naughty people about.

Is your dog called ‘Thrust’ or ‘Moon’ (Google translate)

Give us some words from the song

and you lot up ^^^ stop posting pics of Lenny Henry

I never knew they had a fundraiser for him to help with medical bills. Is freaking tragic that a person get’s to a point, that they can’t afford health care. I never even knew he had cancer!

Help Dan Haggerty Fight His Battle with Cancer

Blooming tragic (would like to use naughty words but it is not the done thing)

£1.10 for the squeezy tube in Tesco……i feel sick :(

( blooming worth it 8) )

Blooming eck! you are so blooming talented 8O
I just thought you were employed by Greggs as a bit of ‘Totty’
to keep the counter ladies happy.

WOW! just WOW! (not wow in a bad way, just wow as blooming fantastic art and imagination wow)

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I couldn’t find any articles that entitled you to a full refund :(

Stab two holes in the top and suck from tin (like nature intended)

You mean ‘dedicated racist’.

Nice list :)