Think he meant ‘Shave or wax’

Salad. It’s had heck knows what sliming,pooping,peeing and other yucky stuff happen to it and all humans do is rinse it under a cold tap then eat it. WTH! You’ve just gobbled natures toilet.

Married people, regardless of gay or not gay. Why!
No one is interesting enough to spend the next sixty years of your life with.
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Cat owners that don’t control them. There is no law that says your cat can do what it wants anywhere it wants. Pooping in gardens causing car accidents and stealing property! No!
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Milk

Contact your local council. It will be classed as noise pollution. The noise abatement team or something of the likes in your are should shut them up.

Don’t use the oven gloves……again

Where the heck did you get that info from. It’s silly.

All those screaming teenagers waiting for Binners to leave the hotel, so they can grab his hair.
Why don’t they just drug a maid, put her clothes on and get his hair from the plug hole. It’s much more civilized

Someone else washing up

Virgin media have blue disposable ones

This thread rises more often than Hammyuk

And it’s more pleasurable as well.

What the whole airport?

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Godzilla

You were warned

Even if you shop around, you still have to confess to any problems. I gave up with my dog and just paid cash as the insurance company wouldn’t cover the bits that needed coverage. Glad my vet was ok with a payment plan ( very understanding vet)

Best dog I ever had. :(

If it wasn’t for 9-5 I’d of sent the flying monkeys to drop you in a poppy field.

I bet you rescue orphaned kittens and put baby birds who fall out the nest back.

Grrr

No hummus

I’d everyone else still waiting for the grim reaper :(
Why won’t it stop. It ain’t possible to have this much gunk inside.
…….
Unless I’m a Tardis!

Can you really ‘Taste the differences’?

Gumtree. Go to the vet the same day you collect it.

Is Giles single?

Men
Men who wear scarves.
Men who wear scarves and nothing else.
Baby’s. I know where they have been for nine months. No way in hell am I touching them without gloves.

I just use my bank for contents insurance ‘Santader’ with bikes. Check your bank for offers.

If you have imagination and know how to cook, then you’ll be fine.
Beware of all the extra carbs in foods with soya (and extra salt).
Don’t like cheese or milk so it was pretty easy skipping the meat. The hard part was the cakes. Only started a few weeks ago.

Pics or it never happend

I do things at home for money

….but, pleasant with it.

I’ll have you know, he’s a very vigorous plucker

(I have the box set)

Oven bottoms.

You bunch of pheasant

This thread is like my ex. Keeps floating to the surface

WIX

I’ll have you know, I’m a hand puppet.
One size fits all :)

It’s coming out my nose and my….just waiting for my other bits to catch up.

No

CaptainFlashhearts codpiece isn’t made from 100% cod :(

Anyone want 30 litres of parsley sauce

Can’t you get one of those ladys at your club to walk on your back?

You big softie :wink:

PS

Your not old enough to remember the 80s

^^

Don’t change the room. You can have pillow fights, put on makeup and do each others hair, grab a hair brush and sing pop songs

It could be the ultimate boyz weekend

No

This thread makes me feel so

and i’m not ashamed to say it

Sure there are lots of STW chaps who wouldn’t mind a weekend away with you

Doesn’t it depend on what type you have?
Sure some wise old STW will be along with a cup of tea and hobnobs.

As long as you have a good GP you have nothing to worry about :)

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They’ll help and they are free and will go to court with you