Every girls dream to be called Mrs Fry. Just the type of chap you could hug till Tuesday

I’d ask him to move it or move it for him. I couldn’t live with being a coward.

More pictures of kittens and a lilac and sea green background.
Thank you

dangeourbrain

It hurts me too but it’s the only way you’ll learn.

(I don’t just say it hurts me, it really does. This is because obviously I’ll now be eating double pudding to make sure none goes to waste, even if it makes me sick! So it really is a chore for both of us.)

You are truly a brave and noble man. I hope that Pigface appreciates the slight discomfort you are about to put your body throught in order to teach the young tyke a lesson, about putting such lies on the internet.

aracer

We were happier with weekendworrier’s link

You don’t expect me to read all the posts! Besides, my link smells like a summer meadow

Does drinking from the bottle count?

Apple apologises for iPhone ‘error 53’ and issues fix

Everyone happy now?

Pigface

Sorry its not my picture and the dead really don’t come back to life.

How do you know? Have you done rigorous testing to prove they don’t?

Amazon terms and conditions include clause for a zombie apocalypse[/url]

Amazon says different

I took my plaster off my finger.

Told you that website would lead you into trouble 8O

Scream when you walk in the room and hit you with a rolled up newspaper

perchypanther
I always seem to come second

That’s because your a gentleman :)

You would insist on sleeping on a bed of ‘Terry’s chocolate oranges’
(Feel sorry for your cleaning lady :( )

Like this

It’s also taking forever to load the forum :( .I blame all those posts about Ammo boxes, Trump and ISIS. The FBHIGH are going through the data servers

I’ve heard of the ‘Dark Web’ but this is just plain creepy!

Please take forum out of portrait mode and back into landscape mode. It’s like having the black void of space on either side of me……so alone :(

What about ‘Gordons Gin’ :(

If they passed a current throught the persons hand and pressed it against the sensor on the dead body, they would be able to access the data.

Or at least a couple of fingers (they had a choice of ten)

Don’t ask me how i know

PS

But the phone service would shirley hand over the data of which sites and calls the phone has been on as well as numbers called, so why pester Apple.

Karma :)

This thread would be better with pics

I should have known you were one of those weird illuminati Weirdos.
Seen you do strange things with gherkins.

New bike.
The life force inside that bike has drained away amd now it is just a empty soulless vessel.

I think it is very poor taste for people to come onto this forum and boast about seeing this movie.

You should finish by tonight then :)
Will it be all ‘stealth’ black or will you splash some colour on?

This thread is so STW :lol:

Get a mac.

Pigface

Um the whole premise of the show is that the dead come back to life and eat the living, and you are complaining about belief

I was going to see if you wanted to see Deadpool next week but I am not sure now

It was my evil twin that posted……call me….don’t make me cry :(

^^
+1

I don’t understand all the victim blaming on this thread. If any complainers has a traumatic incident happen to them which is caused by someone else, don’t sue or complain and just take it on the chin :)

Cancel your home insurance while you are at it.

Just checked on the OP. Fast asleep, little legs peddling away and a empty jar of Horlicks by his bed.
Looks so sweet (snores like a jet plane)

To be fair, ever since the new saddle got delivered he’s only fell off twice.

As long as you wear something it’s ok (don’t want the wildlife stampeding)

Are you telling the whole of STW you love your wife so much, that you can’t sleep without her! Next you’ll be admiting youre off your pudding!

I bet you are laying in bed right night, looking at her picture on your phone and sighing like a look sick teenybopper.

Cooked longer = Older = mature. Mature things taste better.
Yesterdays pizza, 3 day old take away, wine…..lots of wine…more wine.

I’m pleased to announce that this thread has done the opposite of BBC 3 and has moved from being online only to prime time broadcast on Sky, Virgin, Freeview and Freesat

Mrs fry is being played by Dame Edna, and hammy UK is Antonio Banderas.

FTFY Mr Tiger pants :wink:

Thank you for explaining. No ones loss is equal to another persons, i can only say that i do understand the pain and grief you and your wife feels.

Sorry. Why just 21 weeks and not earlier

So many ex twitter users have disapeard from their homes…..

Has anynone heard about the Gorila Patio layer going around the country? People waking up and finding a fresh new patio (with chairs and tables) have been laid in the gardens overnight :)

What the heck is wrong with the OP. Do you condone this type of behaviour?
Just think of what the ‘UPSET’ woman had to go through. Think of all the things she was feeling or fearing what may happen to her.

Good grief

It’s beard ‘pomade’ you heathens