yep, toast. stick a couple of Audi badges on it.

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I used to love my Merrell Chameleons, bought two pairs and they lasted about five years…

Doesn’t sound like they work anymore. The same happened with BF Goodrich MT tyres.

sell him to the Scientologists?

haha Volvo Slummum, does it come with a tracksuit, tramp stamp and absent father?

cows still a milkin’

Stroud, or West Woods near Marlborough

hens will still lay eggs.

in the place where you live?

nah you’re alright.

get a mate to bring his battery powered record player around to your house?

a mere snip at $9500

get one of these: http://www.mcintoshlabs.com/us/Products/pages/ProductDetails.aspx?CatId=turntables&ProductId=MT10

you may need to buy a couple of other bits but you’d not be sorry.

I blame America

guinea pigs, just tailless rats?

john lewis

cash is king, paypal is a pox ridden whore

money laundering.

they’re turning off the internets, America can’t afford to watch it anymore

so Ed Sheeran and Rocky but no OK Computer?

whatever, the man is a fool

scotroutes? Woppit? is that you?

It seems that there’s surcharges for the other options.

I’ve no problem paying a little extra for service on my terms.

Point noted about standing orders, I’ll pay by card over the phone once a month.

As for “not being aware” – I signed up for DD over the phone, I have never contemplated visiting their website and as for any postal correspondence from TV Licensing, I don’t read it, it’s filed under “not important”, the drawer above B1N.

And yes, why would I want to be in credit/debit with TV licensing? I’d prefer just to pay with it’s due.

agreed payment amounts being ignored and other (lesser and greater) amounts being taken by more than one company as well as irregular transaction dates. This “6 months in advance” bullshit is the icing on the cake.

Because they’d never made me aware that I was paying 6 months in advance, Whats the point in giving direct access to your bank account if they’ve just going to syphon off money like that?

scotroutes, I’d prefer not to discus all the ins and outs of my bank account, in fact if you’re after an example see my post about TV Licencing’s activity!

money, to the parents. and a massive glockenspiel

cook on gas, if you must have a generator then buy Honda, and don’t buy it off a pikey.

Even the queen and prime minister take lunch, what the hell are you doing in your sad little offices that means that you can’t possibly leave your grubby little desks for a break and some sustenance? it must be VERY important.

no good, its left handed

I’m a big fan of Street Food, you should seek some out!

my satnav is pretty much always right (it adjusts the eta continually)

Garmin Navigon on iPhone

Nope, I will not use Spotify Premium because

A) the artists get **** all royalties

and

B) its not lossless

but I can legally rip music from my CD’s?

The law IS an arse.

I had a friend with one who took great delight in showing it off in public places, I could never understand it or why.

Nokia 1020 on O2 (64gb exclusive) is also a smart phone.

don’t drink it ffs!

+10 I’m with Houns on this one

LWB defender with an LPG conversion?

Yes! I’ve met a few folk from the midlands/northern regions whom, for the good of humanity, would be best kept underground.