no-one wants a SHARE button but EVERYONE wants a LIKE button, com’on mods, give it to the people!

I’m wanting to stick a power shower in ASAP, currently have one of those bloody awful white box jobbies set lower than the top of my head and I’d stand more chance of getting wet if I employed a dehydrated midget to stand up top of a multi story car park and urinate on me in a high wind.

we lived on freshly ground coffee, red wine and cigarettes and had no problems conceiving our beautiful daughter, my advice, relax, enjoy yourselves and each other. Oh, and don’t try too hard.

I deduce that you consider it acceptable to wear the same things for 6 days in a row, is it any wonder they didn’t want you stinking up their store?

as long as you stay behind that sofa you should be ok.

watatwatsky.

51??? me thinks someone is fibbing, 53.5p is what we’re paying

oh! I have ice lollys in the freezer!

ok, just moved into a place and the bloody tank is empty! whats the cheapest price? (Devon/Somerset)

amazon turk?

edit: ignore that, I can’t find any on there https://www.mturk.com/

its make DOS attacks cheaper surely?

litter.

My primary school teacher was called Miss Fortune. Nuff said really.

oh really? I think we’d best have a few words after class Jason.

…and you’re point is?

insured?

the usual, drills a couple of holes in your walls, runs a cable, has intercourse with a goat, wires everything up including a new telephone point (you may with to be in to ensure its where you want it), reads fifteen bible passages backwards followed by the slaughter and eventual (slightly messy) consumption of aforementioned horned beast, drinks a cup of your tea, sits in his van for a bit, comes back out and tests the line, buggers off.

and thats about it.

wear their clothes, then launder them and return them to their washing line before the police arrive.

cook the peeled potato, with the peeled skin, in a vac bag. then pass through a tamis sieve. Then add cream, seasoning & butter stirring like hell over heat.

boring but the best way.

oh cans, your after cans, they do some too, give em a listen?

B&O earset 3i??

the plugs are a weak point but the sounds excellent

I’m experiencing an uncontrollable urge to buy a leaf blower

trading history here.

they’d have to pay me double that to deal with them again!

lied to me to get me to sign up, deleted recording of call, credited sky account £100 rather than sending me M&S vouchers, damaged the roof, refused to pay out for damage, agreed to end contract early at no cost then handed account to debt collection monkeys who, after calling all hours of the day and night eventually apologised and buggered off.

never again!

rumour has it that the poor fella was found choked on a mint sauce key ring…

If you know one that is keen to invest in the food industry then let me know, we’ve got “the chance of a lifetime” etc etc

but seriously, investment with freehold etc etc all very good.

this place is letting itself down, not one suggestion for the dyson hot air fan?!? and you call yourselves middle-class!! pah!!

hat are the OLD gaggia classics worth nowadays, unmolested, mine may be up for grabs with the arrival of our new nuova simonelli maxi premier, who wants dibs? highest bid wins!

I could probably drag a wardrobe up on Exmoor?

Peter? are you there Peter? come in Peter!

oh shit not more regs, ok, what are the regs? I need some for business…

Festool portable dust extractor / vacuum. this.

I blame the Jews!

I always leave the bag in from start to finish…

You invalidated yourself.

doesnt hinkley?

That looks like Paul McCartneys house?

Yep the barge is open, run by my sisters old neighbours, who are great by the way, their mum is great too!

try this:

Schedule yourself an allotted time to check your balls for growth, you may find it easier if you start with a once/twice a day only routine. but put it in your phones calendar, perhaps first thing in the morning then last thing at night.

Only allow yourself to check during the appointed time, if you are anxious then tell yourself this: “there is no feasible way my balls can have grown something between now and this mornings exam, its only X hours until the evening exam, they can wait.”

Now if you can manage to stick to your twice daily exam for say a fortnight then I’d suggest that you drop ether then morning of evening exam, then if you manage that for another 2 weeks you could try every other day, and so on.

Hope that helps, now wash your hands.

christ that be mindful website has given me a bloody headache! what the hell is with THAT BLOODY COLOURSCHEME AND THE FONT AND THE NAVIGATION FORTHELOVEOFGODWHYY1!?!?

poke it with a bread stick, if the sick becomes soggy it is too wet, if it breaks then you’ve ether poked it too hard, too quickly or its dry*

*Disclaimer: it may still not be dry enough to burn, if in doubt repeat until really sure and then ask a second opinion.