“bongo” is a northern thing, worse still is Umbongo, which I believe is from way down deep in the middle of the Congo.

We’ve got a Premier MAXI by Nuova Simonelli along with its companion grinder. You could probably pick one up for about a grand and it’s a 2 group machine that makes fantastic coffee. Remember the grinder is more important than the machine, all the machines do the same job, but if you’re grind is shit then nothing can save you!

woah! you just killed a very rare cloisterman avocado rolled lip enamel bath! I sold one which needed extensive re-enamiling and I still netted £1700!!

I’ve got a 250gb xbox360 sitting unused near the TV, I have an xbone hence I don’t use it.

It has Kinect, its the glossy black/silver one, based in Somerset, a few games, make me an offer?

It’s for recording dogging videos and I claim my ten pounds.

no proper signals given, they were lucky to survive without inciting a road rage attack.

an old ac30? tell me more!!

y’can’t teach stupid. y’gotta learned it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/bluejam/

Thermomix, or robotcoupe, or a magimix, will do.

does it have an oven?

Thermomix?

http://www.robot-coupe.com/en-uk/

Romania has some incredible podiatry clinics

ode to billie joe

I used to have a Brevelle “cafe series” kettle, a cylinder that had no visible element, boiled in seconds, had a great lid, was the prefect kettle. Then after about 4 years it broke, they stopped making them. life would ever be the same again.

I prefer the work of Billy Argel myself.

comic sans?

oh if only I had one I could have filmed myself typing this!

why on earth didn’t you simply move your car, move her wheelie bins to her gateway and filled them to the brim with cold water.

set up your own consultancy and offer your current employer a very competitive rate? then go about looking for new contracts.

here: http://www.hawkinscoffee.com/ speak to David, tell him Alex sent you.

Fantastic hand roasted (twice a week) 100% Arabica

hardware issues? not experienced any (yet), would like the “one guide” to control my BT you view box (str-t1000) I’m surprised they (BT & Mickeysoft) didn’t sort that straight way, oh hang on, no I’m not, BT promised 360 compatibility with the 360 when they we’re dog poo white!

Still loving BF4, Killer Instinct and Max & the brotherhood. would recommend all of them, anyone looking for Fifa as I have a code for the full game (came with the console, I’ll never install it) that they’d like to swap for similar??

all rubbish.

I’m only hear for the spelling.

would this not be covered under their professional indemnity insurance?

I’ve got a Singer & a Jones, both work.

crikey

YOU WILL DIE!

remember todays smart young electricians are all doing it in the bath whilst plugged in.

try the charity shops, anything of primarily differing colours should suit, avoid matching and accessorise. Also oversize is a popular option with todays smart young things.

pfft.

thread closed, all those silly lanterns are a waste of wood, you wanna be cooking not just looking.

we have a wall in our garden upon which is hung over 2000 sets of very similar car keys, one set works and all the others trigger an explosion under the drivers seat (after 10 minutes of occupancy). I just wish I could remember which was which.

He’s alive and, a bit windswept and damp, but ok – raising an alpaca heard in Norfolk. I know this to be true Kurdt told me on the bus.

crikeyu, if you’re using that much I’d be more worried about getting the aluminium out of your blood first!

+3 electric ladyland

Imagine if the cabinet suddenly needed to be replaced due to some kind of, rem, accident?

he won’t tell you, he’s a member of the Eames “say nothing” gang now!

the “Eames” and Barcelona chair are uncomfortable for long rests, no one that owns one will tell you this as they all like to secretly feel stupid. just get a lazy boy and knock the arm off.

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