Ode to underwear fastenings…
pants? I wear shorts,
which have a solitary button,
which is never ever fastened,
just in case…
Now trousers, well yes, Button fly, of course,
often opened, fastened, opened and forgotten
no problems and no fear of the zipper catch cut
just buttons, they’re safe…
Would you prefer hair entangled & matted velcro,
ripping and tearing at your crotch,
painful pubic hair pulling?
no thanks, not a lot…
Press studs are only friends of the impromptu exposer,
hook and eye, well that just too bizzare,
lace, toggle or ripcord?
just stick with buttons, you’ll go far…