good call!

I got bitten by an adder on a ride thought “those famous woods”, my calf turned black and I had to have some insanely strong antibiotics that gave me malaise, it was shit shit shit.

oh and that bot fly thing is both hideous and fascinating! those little **** would be tortured post removal!!

love the use of gaffa tape!!

wear something slutty.

yep used loads of toilet bleach

I’m gonna be driving a 4×4 over there next week, anyone want some samples of this “rare mud” five quid a jam jar? (and yes they are recycled jam jars)

hurhur, well I smoked about 50 cigarettes last night and I figured I’d have a go at it this morning, to see if I can understand the Tom Waits comparison…

http://soundcloud.com/oldghostsband/self-abduction-blues-1

there ye go

sounds like Johnny Cash singing to the theme music from True Blood

hahah brilliant!

and nope, I’m from the Kennett Delta

fsuk me elf, no criticism?

will have soon Hairy, drop me a mail and I’ll send you a promo 😉

god knows how I managed that! I’m a wreck!! 😀

I’d have drunk him and his cow under the table.

you think it sounds like Tom Waits?

bid before you go and see it, always bid well over what you can afford and listen to everything people say on the internet, oh and before you attempt to debunk my well thought out advice I suggest you consider the following:

I was once asked to marry a lass (by her) over there, If I’d said yes I would have been living there now, I recognized some of the places in the footage. Knowing the location of their family home and the time of day it hit I’m afraid they may all be lost. I’ve not heard from them or her for years now though, I doubt they would have moved, they were building a new home on their existing plot, their intention was to stay put.

It’s terrible.

for eample:

The webpage at http://www.facebook.com/ might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address.

Error 102 (net::ERR_CONNECTION_REFUSED): Unknown error.

after refreshing for a couple of minutes it works again, most odd!

I use maxxis LUST tyres on mavic 823’s. I put an ignitor on the other day which had been twisted up under a stack of wheels and I put it on with my thumbs, pumped it up with a lezyne mini pump! I really don’t see the faff in this tubless biz

draw knobs on the black board to impress the girls.

Hmmm I may have to add that to my election manifesto, fits perfectly into my education strategy.

+10 The Beta Band to reform.

gopping

that is the chicken of printers!

I want a pair of brogues but I darent risk a gaelic speech impediment.

Loving it, I featured it on my site a while back[/url], and can’t get enough of P J Harvey Let England Shake

elixers. still the newtone sound interesting

…tell them to come up with something that doesn’t involve screwing the population at large. Then I’d put a silver spoon in their mouth and ask if it’ll a) dig them out of the hole there in or b) stop the advancing tide.

I’d like to bury them all up to their necks in sand then…

yes, its ok but nothing amazing. (o2)

tsanami travelling at 5-600mph towards new zealand…

get pedaling up the mountain Krag!!

Their DNS servers are shit.

oh dear.

clearly not, don’t worry I shan’t question the odd moderation.

I am the (now former) Prime Minister of Canada and on numerous occasions, I used to work and party hard.

Alice in chains would not have existed or combusted if it wasn’t for their consumption of Heroin. That is a fact.

Heroin is a cXXt. It killed friends of mine, with their (my friends) help.

nb. I like their music.

I shot a bloke on a unicycle earlier, he was disturbing my chickens, I’m sticking with the line that the fur coat he had on made him look like a dog/wolf.

You have a phobia, take it with yogurt at a medical convention, you won’t die, probably.

I’d avoid yo-yo burger, me and my attorney had supper there a while back and a pretty young lady, part of a group opposite us, began chatting with us. As they were leaving it was noted that the unfortunate lass had made a miscall of nature. Still, they do serve late.

Oggles are you/were you on Nexium?

my sister’s first car was an immaculately restored Herald, it was lovely.

She sold it and bought a freelander. /shakes head.

you could also consider a morris minor, tax exempt and for a learner it’ll be about £550 on the insurance

that hurts, bound to be essential to know though, if you, erm, want set of 5 weights which have a mean of 7kg and a range of 6kg. I have no conceivable usage for weights such.

Smoking is cool. fact.

touch a cow.