some noise is better than no noise at all

all mud guards look shit

its good

why is the symbol of baby changing facilities a picture of a duck guarding an egg?

overweight, was ginger, now balding.

my deepest sympathies.

WHATEVER BINNERS SAYS HE’LL DO IT FOR i’LL BE TWO QUID MORE EXPENSIVE

and yes I consider the use of CAPS to be an essential, this conveys my massive importance.

HTFU

cheese = the type used for disguising small horses
base = biscuit
cooking method = baked
name = cake
dessert type = pie

answer = it will make her thighs & arse fatter than most “cake” therefore give it up for lent!

its good to have a source of fiber in your diet.

you would make a wonderful bus conductor, for about a day.

nah, just nonsence

this is me:

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you really don’t want to know.

don’t forget to burn the car and leave a short but incoherent note, feel free to copy any of my posts at random, that’ll do the trick.

grass, trees that kind of thing

beer’s gone up by about ten pence

I once visited on in Japan that appeared to contain nothing but a giant 8ft urinal, just a plug hole and a water outlet at the top, I went else where.

we’re all gonna die! It’s the supermoon again!! we’re all gonna die!!

will you also be wearing the “Public masturbator trench coat” to complete the look?

say good bye to more locals…

The pub trade has been dealt another devastating blow — with the price of a pint set to rise another 10p — after the Chancellor stuck to plans to increase duty by 7.5″

well its not like they’ve been closing at a dramatic rate now is it, oh hang on…

after all, tomorrow it could be a childs face.

hmm, putting the “n” into cuts again by the looks of it.

they do have a bit of an “fetishist sex pest” air about them don’t they?

in the STS – 134 photo its clear to see who will be first to be killed off by the manic android, the “extra” fella on the far right obviously.

we is homeskooled cos mom no’s bester.

Road cycling lycra is a big rip off, all you really need is this:

and a box of these:

done.

its the supermoon?

its the supermoon, we’re all gonna die!

There is a safe. There is something inside the safe. I don’t know the code. How best to open a safe?

what make is the safe, search for the manufacturer, contact their nearest supplier, ask them?

thats some skills

What poly says, they will NEVER give up! move with great haste, godspeed!

thats not really right now is it iDave, swings go up & down / back & forth.

Oh and the french carousel defense can’t help you this time!

It’s all we’ve got at such short notice I’m afraid, its ether that or the Salvation Army and you don’t want to go back there do you?

nah it was carrying a load of vinegar and green herbs.

They’re on to you. drive to the coast, leave your car and a neat pile of clothes by the shore, walk cross country to the nearest train station (this may take several days) then burn the microfilm. Rendezvous with your contact at your third last meeting point, head to the advised safe house and await further instruction.

I kid I went to school with set fire to a live sheep, he later got rundown and killed by a container lorry.

Henry

its the supermoon, we’re all gonna die!

It was for this very reason that I declined a years free membership and terminated my membership at David Lloyd Leisure.

kill em all, nasty big monochrome rats.