this:

or this:

I wouldn’t risk it, just think, it could be a baby robins face. Also the rangers use crossbows for canine control, you don’t wanna make them folk angry!

Down there tomorrow! I think the Dartmoor Inn may have a Michelin bib gourmand, was told to check that out too, ever been?

yeah! leadist!

sheepist!

oh what a splendid idea, I may even refer to our southern most reach as cornwallshire, but that’ll probably enrage the Pasty Liberation Front, best not then.

I’ve stayed at an amazing Inn in Sourton, ever been to The Highwayman Inn? its so strange but wonderful!

there’s plenty of waterways, get a coracle!

indeed.

TSY the impoverished of Swindon don’t walk, they smear.

I’ve been in:

Cornwall, Devon, Somerset, Dorset, Wiltshire, Hampshire, Berkshire, Oxfordshire, Gloucestershire, Buckinghamshire, Worcestershire, Warwickshire, Northamptonshire and Leicestershire. Probably spend ten nights at home over the last two months!!

The Westin

then go here for food, drink n’ dancin’ Shebeen Chic[/url]

ah the Dog Inn, that’s on the way to Yate isn’t it? I had to stop the car due to laughing too much!

most local’s commute via goat (or donkey if you live in Whitney)

bite their face off?

Mrs Alpin Snr has just asked me to tell you “go for it my son!”

both recording, gigging and have a hectic new job that’s sending me all over the SW of England & Wales, I’m Sales Manager (south) for a market leading Wind Turbine Manufacturer. Sorry but I’m always here in spirit!

TooTall, Which ones do you deal with, I may be of some assistance to you? 😉

shoot the eggs, thats real huntin’

I don’t hold out much hope to be honest.

luckily your opinion counts for nothing, to me.

I like it.

oh and if you were wondering what kind of super car, ti full susser or motor launch I was planing on spending all my ill gotten gains on I’m afraid to say that instead of such worldly pleasures I’m altruistically spending my every sorry penny’s on helping a very dear friend and their family who has Leptomeningeal Carcinomatosis.

The song Little Bird is about that.

broken, seems as me?

sorry, to broken. here:

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shoot the eggs, thats real huntin’

sticks and stones you fascist-lite 😀

bugger the lot of them, give the lot to me.

stick to the road, stay away from the moors.

the general public will hardly notice.

luck favors the stupid, you’ll be fine. (although you may get caught and subjected to a series of tests, some more mundane than others.)

good grief, I say they were stupid then they are stupid till they prove themselves otherwise, to me, personally, through a series of tests.
Then and only then will I revise my decision.

the MOT is just a piece of paper, if your car isn’t up to basic MOT standards it shouldn’t be on the road.

TSY is it rong that I love the rat look? surprised that’s not made it into mtb fashion yet, its gotta be jump bikes and LTHT’s though.

one NAS for family one NAS for porn perchance? you don’t live near a school do you? 😀

Kevevs you take self deprecation to new levels!

The man was driving with a 19-year-old female passenger and both of them walked away from the accident with minor injuries.

Luck favors the stupid.

The volume mod on the tweekfuzz muffs your big muff with a huge fuzzy muff plus.

oh yes.

Used to use one on my HiFi, cleaned up the sound no end.

BTFU?