Constantine Post Office has the best stock of Rums on the planet, I bid you find better.

I picked up a bottle of Kraken from Constantine Stores the other day, I cannot recommend this place enough! http://www.drinkfinder.co.uk/

write “Haunted” on the front lawn with salt. Then buy the house for a pittance after three months!

The Thought Gang by Tibour Fischer is actually laugh out loud funny.

it appears that the UK Olympic design brief is:

“Modern, Abstract and Challenging”

A great point was made on the Beeb earlier “did they know who the artists were prior to selecting the works?” It’s a load of balls that they award these things to people on the basis of their “Pedigree” rather than merit of the finished product.

My thoughts are with the families, If I’d have stayed in Cornwall for the extra night that I was considering I’d have been passing that junction at about the time it happened!

That stretch of motorway seems to be an accident blackspot, several times I’ve been held up around Bridgewater, one time I ended up having to divert adding 4hrs to my journey home.

It’s also worth noting that Bridgewater had flash flooding yesterday, that amount of water, heavy rain (it seems to be raining there more than anywhere else on the m40/A30, it’s bit of a micro climate there) and thick fog, couple that with folk who will have been driving for around 2hrs+ coming up from the south. Its a worry given I drive that route a hell of a lot.

I’ll have to get back to you on this

The Pickled Village thin cut lemon marmalade with added stem ginger & a drop of Siberian Ginseng on home baked sour dough served with Tregothan Classic Tea (grown in England).

oh another ego thread, ace!

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

Revd. Percival Stockdale.

I often listen to One Foot In The Grave, its one of my desert island disks I think.

anyone using an xbox, feel free to add me my gamer tag is “a good decision”, see you there.

I was just thinking this forum could do with some more pie charts.

They’ve p*ssed me off, I picked up a stone chip in the very top of the drivers side of my windscreen, its not in the swept area and you can’t even see it when the visor is down.

Apparently because its in the “drivers vision” I need a new windscreen. And whats more I drove to their workshop rather than have them come out to me.

not impressed.

dead ant, dead ant, deadantdeadandeadant DEAD ANT!

my merc has a speed limiter on the cruse control that works a treat, click it in (I pre-set it to 50mph) and its all good, I was also delighted to see that kick down overrides it after some arsehat of a foreign lorry driver decided he would change into the lane I was in without warning or signalling!

oh god, it’ll be weeing in a small childs shoes next.

buy nothing, Jesus saves.

get the 250gb, the 4gb idea is a stupid one. oh and Kinect is a laugh (and bloody exhausting!)

airbourne_virus_research_facility

about 30mpg

C class Kompressor

matches for sale.

that’s clearly a photoshopped picture fred, the presence of a Gaia (the twin bladed turbine amongst the photo montage of old big wind stuff) in the left hand corner confirms it. 😉

so by that definition is GrahamA a nimby?

stop moaning and get back to work.

Culture – Two Sevens Clash (the whole, newly remastered, album)
Culture – Live at Joe Gibbs (all the albums)

consider that the boiling point of Helium is (minus)268.93 (°C)

and then take in to consideration the figure 8.93(meters) being the world record distance a unicycle has travelled along the top of a beer bottle.

link: http://newslite.tv/2011/09/29/unicyclist-rides-along-a-row-o.html

remove without taking away, those figures, from each other and as if by magic, you have the answer to maths question of the day.

I hope that helps. (and no, I’m not about to tell you the answer to the boiling water question)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/oct/07/preserved-lemon-recipes-beef-beetroot

have you seen “dead set” by charlie brooker?

yes, but it depends on what side of the fence the kettle is.

you disappoint, no one has yet to ask if its single, three phase or off grid. yet…

ask Fred

rub its face in it and throw it at the wall.

and change your sheets more often you dirty begger.

socks.

she didn’t like what I did to her socks.

Gordon, alive.

insect aids.

mmmmm Lexus RX400H

I might be able to make that, if you want a miserabist singer songwriter to bring everyone down! 😀 oldghosts.bandcamp.com

I’d recommend Hiscox hard cases, don’t use soft cases they offer a false sense of security and hide any damage until you unsheathe your moneymaker, which only leads to regret and expense.

I work from home, the car, hotels, lay bys, service stations, Inns, Farms, fields, bridges, carparks, just about anywhere. I find that as long as I dress as if I was at an office and focus on completing set tasks methodically and to the best of my ability I end up satisfied and happy. Sorry, did I say work, I meant ****.