no one taken it? I may as well give it a go then

I use the following:

Fender Jazzmasters

Electro-Harmonix Ravish (an amazingly complex thing that can sound epic or horrific if set wrong!)
Soldano GTO Supercharger (just bloody wonderful)
Electro-Harmonix Deluxe Memory Man (again, bloody lovely)

and occasionally I add in

Seymor Duncan Tweekfuzz (modified)
Boss DS-1
Dunlop Crybaby
(unknown tremolo) Vibrator

plugged into a Vox AC30VR

animals kill animals.

if you want to moan why not harp on about how the largest killer of birds is the domestic cat?

you ordered something called “Aztec Pie” in a chain pub, you were surprised it was shit?

this: http://www.livestrong.com/article/351672-the-nutritional-benefits-of-spirulina/ do you think it’ll complement my epo?

what rubbish, try this:

1. Open Excel 2000.
2. Go to File, Save as Web Page.
3, Then click Publish.
4. Check the checkbox that says “Add Interactively With”.
5. Click Publish.
6. Close Excel.
7. Open IE.
8. Click File, Open, Browse.
9. Go to where you saved it and click open.
10.Now you should be looking at a spreadsheet.
11. Go to all the way to row 2000.
12. Click column A and drag all the way to column ZZ.
13. Hit Tab and it should take you back to A.
14. Hold Tab all the way to column WC. (Press shift Tab in case you move back).
15. When you get there make sure WC is a white box and all the others are blue or green..
16. Hold Ctrl+alt+shift and left click on the “four puzzle pieces” thing (The
MS Excel Logo) on the upper left hand corner..

nope 🙁

ah, yes I forget, the Euro is still going isn’t it!

Its gonna be a long old trek, Nice to the other side of Nîmes 🙁

It never ceases to amaze me how such a small village can support so many crystal shops.

This is exactly why I always ride with a hoover full of aniseed, once deployed it works as a very effective decoy giving me ample time to pedal to safety.

I would also advise NOT painting a childs face on your knees.

have stayed here and it was really nice: http://www.furthestwest.com/content/view/29/40/

would second the suggestion of Charles Inkin’s The Gurnards Head[/url] Bruce R is a great chef and its quite possibly one of the best places to enjoy lazy days (and nights) in the world.

this image:

is crying out to be animated with lots of little wind turbines spinning in the prevailing hair direction!

Swindon has two of these “killer bridges”, here’s a video of the Swindon Green party’s recent ill fated & short lived double decker election tour

That bridge kills about one lorry every two months, despite being yellow and black, having illuminated signs that flash when they see a high load and having signs all over it. I think it may have originally been put there to prevent muppets reaching the motorway!

I can trump that one crikey, when I was a young lad, kicking his heels on school summer holidays in a small wiltshire village, my friends and I were lucky enough to benefit from a draymans lorry that over turned and ended up in the river, lets just say that it made for a few very pleasant days down at the rope swing!

why not just strap a devil dog to your bars?

hahaha just looked on http://www.oswestry.com/ check out the businesses listed at the bottom of the website.

Does anyone have a Gurkha I could borrow?

Oswestry, Friday the 13th, what have I done, the planets are aligned!

Think yourself lucky, my mornings commute is Swindon to Oswestry (and then back this evening).

Amplicom M5010?

very good sound quality.

I want to see pics, I may even buy it!

I demand to know more about the starfish incident

ok, I’ll offer a “shop soiled” discount to interested parties

I wouldn’t trust a word DrP says, I know him and he’s the only person I know that buys a car on the basis of the size of the “kill room” available in the back.

That said I do still have three boxes of DrP action figures (with probing finger action) available, begging letters & death threats to the usual address please.

The Hinds Head, Bray if you fancy a great meal at a reasonable price

I used to live opposite Deans Garage in Marlborough, he’s a terrible shite, it used to be the most expensive station in the country and as such the most expensive in Europe. I’d rather run out of fuel!

yes I’ve had it done, its no big deal, I was in and out of the doctors in under five minutes, he was even quicker when checking me!

But honestly its a medical procedure, its not sexy nor should it be anything more than a “matter of fact” examination. In practice its far quicker and less unpleasant than an endoscopy or any other such invasive procedure.

There’s no more shame in it than going to the dentist. MTFU.

Oh and unfitgeezer, I’ve a prolific family history of cancer as well as having had more than my fair share of first hand experience providing palliative care for loved ones. I can whole heartedly and honestly assure you that a sense of humour is one of the most important things you could ever have about your person during those dark times, that and along with a shit load of patience and morphine.

I bet you wish you weren’t such an up tight asshole now huh?

cycle to work? what with all these cars on the road?

I heard it could turn you gay if they do it rong

never go on a date with a loaded gun.

Binners are you suggesting that this is in some way the fault of Israel?

Life is hard, Comedy is easy.
Talk is cheap.

here you geeks: http://www.lastexittonowhere.com/

nope mine is STILL shit.

IanMunro now you’re thinking, Class B citizens could be treated in garages.

vinnyeh you make a good point, contained exercise could also be used to generate electricity, that said there is no reason to penalise those opting for ‘Wild’ forms of exercise as it is important to also promote tourism and the great outdoors.

GrahamS, What good is saving the unsavable?

what point is there in supporting those who won’t support even themselves?

What is it in a persons nature to select a life of lethargy and gluttony?

Why should their life be immune to the selection of nature?

For far too long society has cosseted and comforted the lazy and notbothered, for too long comfort has prevailed over effort and responsibility.

Now is the time to cast off these fatted chains of sedentary populace, give them the chance to prove themselves or give them death.

IanMunro, now you are just being silly

D0NK you misunderstand, if people are prepared to be fit and active then they are welcome to get drunk or smoke as much as they like. That said should the participants within this Human Race be practitioners of self destructive pursuits they should also have no objections to agreeing to voluntary euthanasia should the cost of their treatment outweigh their contribution to society.

GrahamS, that makes no sense, why should society drag its lazy and greed bloated hanger on’s around like some kind of penance to freedom? Its time for people to stand up and be counted, make the effort or suffer the consequences of your own actions and don’t expect those hard at work to carry you!