I’ve just got a macbook pro, 15″ retina, 2.3ghz, 8gb & 256gb ssd. get one of them and run windows on it if you must?

heathen!

oh christ no, not Three, awful lot ended a contract with them ages ago and had rude letter after threatening letter, make O2 look almost incompetent

What phone do you have Mike?

sounds like you’ve been violated, destroy everything, get to the nearest airport and take the first available flight then await further instructions.

yep, that was the universe trying to kill you, its only a matter of time now.

thats my thoughts tracknicko, even if I went into the apple store, bought the i5 straight out and then wen’t sim only I’d be getting a better deal!

and won’t work on O2 without a carrier specific iphone5 apparently (see link above)

Also where the hell to the mobile carriers get off on charging SO much for SO LITTLE?

that was me, I was googling the highway code and the legality of “cyclists filtering” through moving traffic

Nice one CZ, my emails alexD()TnuttATgmailD()Tcom

how small is a small baskey of stuff, I mean if its a baskey shark that’s not massive but if your talking a small baskey whale then you’ll never fit that in a black cab.

I’ve never done it, nor could I ever fathom how to actually do it even if I wanted to!

hangin’s too good for em.

its on UK Netflix

yep went to my local one for lunch, was excellent and pretty busy but then it’s got a Michelin Star.

chop it up with a disk cutter, then grind the pieces up in a pestle and mortar or a blendtec blender then cut it with SMA baby powder and sell it to drunk idiots outside nightclubs.

A broken 8 year old washing machine, sold for £50.

I have no idea what the fella wanted it for but he was delighted when he came to collect it!?!!

I’ll see if currys have any…

Yep its backed up, the problem being is that the drive I have it all stored on is 200+ miles away!

The old computer that had all my music on died, the new mac is a replacement (thanks Legal and General!!)

heh heh I know the song you’re referring to Vinnyeh, and yes, you’re quite right there is a version where it’s sung as Parchmen Farm, its rong!

What AC said, I enjoy smoking and if I can do it in a safer way then it’s all good!

I gotta try that!

CZ I’ll take those Etymotics of your hands if you like, I need some clinical headphones for some music production I’m doing. And yes, did you miss out a link there old boy?

Malfunctioning audible low obstacle warning?

Pah, call that a storm I’ve seen worse on the Somerset levels!

Why do you want to change your career, tell me about your mother?

I pay an extra fiver a month for the bengal to rule this household

I know a Canadian in Wiltshire, that any help?

That’s great

Hey that’s a lovely strat! 🙂

The squire Jmascius jazzmaster is a fantastic piece of kit, buy one of those then in 10 years time you’ll be able to sell it for what. You paid for it new or more.

Update 2.1 made it usable, but then they released a patch that has broken it again, I wouldn’t bother. Get an ipad mini.

He’s very dead, surely its someone else’s home now? Mindless ****.

Anyoldiron?

6 portions of fish & chips left in a bag on the offending area overnight.

OP, you didn’t have any bats in your loft did you? Your neighbour could be in a staggering amount of trouble if she’s just gassed a roost!

There you go

No, the current crop of redsocks are a very different breed to those that fought for access for all. These redsocks believe in access for their select few. It was their own grossly selfish activity that meant me and my friends had to stop taking disabled kids out greenlaning, the only chance they ever had to experience the countryside properly.

If it’s a small grey turbine with a tail on it then the fridge in your kitchen will probably be louder than the turbine.(my new LG is 42db!)

If it’s over 55m away then shadow flicker won’t be an issue.

If it’s not one as described above then it could be of “down wind” design and will have a “percussive” noise signature which some folk find intolerable.

In 10 years time they will be common place, it already is in many parts of the country.

Photo? Is it 130m away? (Dependant on the make of turbine) It shouldn’t be a problem as it will have had to go through full planning.

Brilliant