Nick is it down to bone infection? Can you not have an Ilizarov frame fitted? They come in purple ano and fit them in bristol??

tell me more of this free voda thing, I have voda on my work phone!

Clearly another example of the Ramblers wantonly destroying the countryside during their own selfish enjoyment of it.

buy a second hand takamine or a deeply unfashionable but playable ovation

no off switch, andy kershaw, thread closed!

WD40. Obviously.

ahaha aka “Women of Swindon”

hahhahahahhahaha

It’s still an Audi though, my commiserations.

and as for: Why would someone not get something fixed to sell it when fixing it is always way cheaper than selling it at a reduced price?

answer, because they don’t have the time or inclination to fix it and they’d rather give someone a good deal.

At least that’s whats happening with my C Class, I’ll miss that car, bloody stupid company car.

best poultry EVER!!! EATEM ALL!!

I recall my youth, being up a ladder on an old brick cottage, a crop sprayer on my back filled with acid and wire brush in hand. A god awful chore. Pay some other poor bugger to do it!!

Three don’t have an unlimited call option and believe me I need it, I talk for england.

I had a friend that lived in a very damp basement, over time he lost the use of his legs, he now moves around using a large single foot which makes rhythmic waves of muscular contractions on the underside, whilst simultaneously secreting a layer of mucus on which he travels. He doesn’t get invited around anymore.

I actually walked right up close to him

Probably in fear for his life, couldn’t bring himself to tell his insurers he was intimidated by a, erm, lady?

HANG ON, THAT AIN’T NO LADY!! 😀

DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS!!!

five quid on Kryton57’s search history containing the following keywords “rohypnol”, “Polaroid” and “viagra”.

Kryton57, you’re on a slippery slope my friend, my best mate started like this, now he has a huge cellar and three lock ups all of which are literally FULL of ladies that he now keeps as pets. IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!

The new nokia 900 seems to be the best windows phone, but I swore never to buy another nokia!

its going to be an i5 here I think

ts not a downer, thats a positive thing, i.e.: you are aware of it.

Here’s the bad news: Some people can ‘enjoy’ a just a drink, some cannot. you my friend, along with me, sit in the latter half of that camp.

There’s no point in seeking oblivion in a bottle as you will take nothing from the experience but the bottle will take everything from you.

Welcome to a life of sobriety, be a better father to your daughter.

And grow up. that is all.

“Newsnight, in its item on child abuse in north Wales the previous Friday, did NOT identify Lord McAlpine as an abuser. His name wasn’t even mentioned.”

I watched both friday shows and felt as though I must have missed the naming part, but it never actually happened. So what is this?

a Government shake down of the BBC because they’ve rattled the ivory cage of an oligarch?

you are sick. properly unwell. racefaceec90 its folk like you that are to blame for that character (who shall remain nameless) in those awful other films

Lost in Translation as a triumph of style over substance. How is that a good thing? Lost in Translation was rubbish. And I hate TV Adverts.

She said.

I was horrified to realise that Halfords are using “Into the valley” as their christmas music!!

lots of patience, a comfy stool and a sledge hammer.

one thing that Sky neglected to let me know (and the others don’t mention) is that there is typically a 0.13p ‘connection charge’ when you first connect a call, for example a call to a mobile phone on Sky “unlimited/anytime plus” will cost as follows 0.13p + 0.1277p = 0.26p for the first minute, then 0.1277p per minute. If you make a lot of day time calls that rapidly stacks up.

The helpful Asian man I spoke with today suggested that no-one use landlines for calls unless you’re 100% its free, he also told me that I actually have the right to cancel due to them not recording/deleting the initial call when I was lied to extensively by the Sky adviser to get me to ‘sign up’. They’ve also failed to send me any T’s&C’s! I’d go with BT & BT Vision if I were you.

I ferl I should also point out that the early Steptoe & sons were the stuff of legend, shame they kept on making them really.

my stuff (oils on canvas) has been compared to Rothko, if you’re anywhere near N.Devon feel free to drop in and have a look at them.

This, is fantastic, tasteful too:

I could put you in touch with the artist if you like?

or old men, in bath tubs, going down hills and through washing lines. Hilarious.

Chris Morris & Peter Cook are classics (to be found on youtube nowadays)

It’s quite an exhilarating sensation to have a very disgruntled life force tugging away at your rod..

I refer you to my earlier post, thats “Fisherman code”.

This exposé will be on Dispatches next week, just you watch.

No I don’t like Friends either, I’m 39 so I was young/old enough to “appreciate” them.

Jamie, loddrik and Stewart Lee are very much correct.

they all sound the same to me

nothing can stop a bank once it reaches terminal velocity.

that carpet is disgusting.

that carpet is disgusting.

Racists!

I naturally assumed that they just sat in those little “pop up self abuse auditoriums” and displayed their techniques to fellow fishermen set up on the opposite riverbank, ensuring that neither fisherman could accidentally come into physical contact with each other thus maintaining fishings strong retrosexual image.

Many fishermen don’t condone the use of so called “smart” technology as “attention aids” and often consider bridges to be “religious structures of modernday multisexualists”.

I was totally horrified to discover WCA speaks with a brash German/Welsh accent

early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

neither, its awful, all the rubbish bits of Skiing plus handicapped walking in 4ft powder thrown in for good measure.

If you’re going somewhere that offers cross country skiing it either has:

1) No hills
2) Too many people on the good bits
3) No good bits
4) Is popular with those who prefer “the angry ****”

Best avoid anyone who suggests that you do it, they clearly don’t like you and are planning on dropping out at the very last minute so that they can enjoy going to the pub and telling everyone “…yes! he’s gone cross country skiing! oh his own! hahahaha!”

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.