a foot stool or gift vouchers for a monthly manicure.

how strong is it? I hear that the new hydroponic stuff can make rape legal?

no such luck, 4hr round trip, site surveys and about 10,000,000 phone calls made!

buy a new freezer.

you’re all paying for the lovely bunch of flowers they sent me.

I won’t hear a bad word said about my preferred mobile provider!

Its a no brainer, Barrettine all the way.

giant sanitary towels hover above a 1st world slum. beautiful.

not bury them very deeply.

my nice new 15r MBP does its job perfectly without any dicking around. That is all.

why not train your kids to spit at cigarettes?

DO NOT GO WITH SKY IF YOU ARE IN A NON-SKY BROADBAND AREA.

just go with BT Vision, they won’t be jumping the queue, its what Dez says.

just don’t do it, trust me on this!! just go with BT.

A nice new hoover?

Dads Army & Last of The summer wine both sucked arse.

can you not take the rad etc out and then bolt it all together and swing it down in?

remoulade!

what the hell were they smoking in Berlin back in 1969?

A nation of animal lovers eh?

well Coyote, in short it’s a:

Scenario loosely based upon the Palestine/Israel conflict

well spotted geoffj, scaredypants, beej you all win extra internet points!

cheers for playing folks….

The apparent destruction of the shed was “to set an example”, which was exactly the same reasoning that was given by the scumbags that hospitalised her Exfella!!

Do you have a bell on your bike?

Hangin’s too good for em

They claim that the police wern’t interested and had almost implied that it was their own fault and that they were over stretched in the area as it was.

My friend was actually moved to this house by the council because the last place she lived was burgled and her partner of the time was hospitalised. She a lovely lass that wouldn’t hurt a fly, I guess some folk are just born in the wrong placd at the wrong time!

Nice, so ignore it because it’s none of my business??

I think its disgusting personally, why should those other peoples kids suffer because someone else stole someone elses bikes?!?

You’ll not buy them, and go sledging instead.

He IS a cock.

I don’t like it, don’t buy it, but I do like curly straws.

I drove an M sport estate a while back, loved it, would have probably killed myself in it if I didn’t give it back!!

You folks know that TJ moved to Yorkshire right?

I have promised myself that should I ever meet him I shall punch him quite hard in the face with the intention of breaking his nose.

damn!! wanted to watch Senna 🙁

MacbookPro 15 Retina.

This is a normal part of French car ownership, get used to scraping ice from the inside of the windscreen.

this: forever associated with grannies and driving at 20 below the limit

pestle and mortar & a salt & pepper pig?

ZWILLING J.A. HENCKELS I use the 4 star range, perfect for everyday in a 1st class kitchen IMHO

You can’t go wrong with a large helping of Kim Deal

usually

tell me you have a roll of gaff tape and some zip ties in the car?

part of the Grand Union Canal washed away just down the road from me yesterday, and its not stopped raining since.

George Monbiot should be at the front of the firing line.

Domestic violence and copious drug use a la rolling stones?