we’vegot a Jane (pronounced hannay as its Spanish) Trider with the matrixlite travelcot/car seat, its been fantastic. Being able to have her flat on longer journeys is a godsend!

Skip James
Jimi Hendrix
Jack White
Lee Ranaldo & Thurston Moore
Joey Santiago & Charles Thompson

I kinda cheated there.

buy Paul Hollywoods new book, then you can make your own and its bloody wonderful, breadmakers are for tigra drivers.

having spent time in both Wigan and Loughborough I have no doubt I could move about relatively unnoticed if I had to and now, in our rural bolthold we have enough weaponry & catering equipment to hold out until they die off.

have you tried standing up?

here, I think you may have dropped this?

“are”

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should have bought a bengal.

the big lexus 4x4schoolrunmumhybrid is like that, amazing things hybrids

what nbt said, but then the Mercedes Vito seems to sell well in Finland…

Its a 1996 N reg 230TD (Smiley face) LWB transit, sounds like it could be a go-er then!

20lts for £20.00 – thats cheaper than diesel

more of a fruit

you my friend, need a smoker!

its an astra, 1 can of petrol and a match should sort it.

bankers drop the “public hate figure” mantle on to the oil sheiks, crude price drops, everything gets cheaper, people other than big oil start making money which in turn feeds the banks. Then we get to invade another oil country just before the next election.

I blame Churchill.

Bizzarely the Ayres is very “full” both bright and bassey. It’s all solid, to br honest it sounds better than some guitars I’ve played worth 4 figures or more, they’re going to be highly sought after you mark my words.

our child transport is a Jane Trider with the Matrix lite childseat/carrycot/pram thing, its excellent and rare enough to be elitist & snobby towards owners of other tat

plain rice.

oh, I broke a bloody peg whilst playing, go figure!

Sounds incredible though, way better than any low end Martin I’d tried. (even the old stock)

here you go

jaffle irons!!!

http://www.ayers-guitars.com if you can find one (which I did) they sound fantastic!

well this isn’t the worst idea: http://www.velo-re.com/sales.php

anything better?

again, Isn’t there a charity that we can send them off to??

tigra = accident waiting to happen.

oh the huge manatee

avoid protein?

god this is annoying.

they pay you by paypal, then come to your house, take the caravan away then lock you in a barn and force you to have illegal* intercourse with 2000 hens.

*unless you’re in Germany

light a big fire beneath it then throw cold water on the top of it

try driving a vauxhall ashtray, shittest design in the world!

more excited about Neutral milk hotel reforming.

do I really need that?

if you go to Sennen, take the road towards St Just and theres a farm (Gwenver?) on your left that has a cracking campsite and its a walk down to the beach.

Alternatively there’s this place http://www.harlynsurfschool.co.uk/

mmmmmog, love them, but then they’re no match for a tatra 8×8

they go for silly money, I know where one is in a treeline in Wiltshire

THEY ARE NOT GREAT SPIDERS!!

My first floor flat ended up besieged by those nasty biting **** for three bloody years!! thats three years of ENORMOUS PAINFUL ITCHY GIANT FLEA BITES that have the added bonus of going scabby and a bit septic.

Those bastards would bite me for no damn reason and even attack from the other side of the room upon putting your foot down from a stool.

KILL EM ALL!! KILL EM WITH FIRE!!!

hammerite, horlicks and sand all mixed together and applied with wet newspaper.

don’t for gods sake mix crossply & radials, or is that Buddhists and Muslims?

no this, this is clearly the most important component in downfalls,

those are just counters and could potentially be replaced by painted five pence pieces glued together.

edit: that said the queen could get a bit angry if you did that, * disclaimer – don’t do it *