only fags wear plimsolls, run naked or stay at home and play with your dollys missis frillyknickers!

oh, wow. really happy for you. great.

quadrophenia

if you’re not looping then its got to be the ehx memory man deluxe

navigon on the iPhone

yeah but all the lefty moaning and griping will never be enough to stop this runaway locomotive, unlike turkey or any of the other “politically unstable” countries tear gassing their populace the UK is far too comfortable, it’s citizens the human equivalent of the foie gras goose.

and whats good for the goose, doesn’t matter as long as it tastes good to its target market.

all your internets are belong to U.S.

just suck it up paroles, your privacy is a thing of the past, get used to it.

needs more powerpoint

obviously

oh my goodness, you people are savages, nature will take care of you.

Mr thickie – everything!

hahaha no. hahahahaha.

60k!!

I knew someone that thought boiling an egg in with the pasta they were cooking was ok, I also understand that lots of hotels are having to replace kettles due to european folk cooking hot dogs in them.

astro wars is wonderful, I want one now!!

its all ketimine and ky nowadays isn’t it?

and the new black mac looks like an upturned dustbin, but I want one I wonder what colour the led’s are?

oh and I can’t wait for iOS7 on my iPhone5 because I NNED A PARALLAX SNOWGLOBE MOBILE PHONE!! like yesterday, like, y’know.

Since the early 1980’s the media has been successfully “dumbing down” everything, removing those pesky long words with the “plain English” campaign, promoting moronic sheep like activity with the “Lad movement” and generally subtly indoctrinating people with the message that its happy to be dumb.

Intellectual growth or betterment tends to raise an unsettled eyebrow in the populace, original or creative activities tend to prompt unease now rather than intrigue or curiosity.

But it’s ok to consume, if you buy something creative then it makes you a creative type, how many of those folk gushing over the new black mac obviously try hard to buy into “the creative stereotype”?

We now live in a world where people consider themselves to be “a brand”, one that they align with products that reinforce their image and promote their placement in their target peer group.

tossers all of them.

Authors note: This post was brought to you by blue mountain coffee, gaccia classic, 17″ MacBook Pro, my sisters jeans & maxxis high rollers.

hmmm where’s the Mac TV screen

if you have a read of the user t’s & c’s of your iphone user agreement states that you give permission to allow apple/google the right to record/capture “background” audio even when the device is not being used.

akdov?

you don’t HAVE to have a speedometer fitted, just take it out.

thats sad, he was funny.

I don’t know.

thats an opinion isn’t it?

also just went with Barclays, the business credit card with a 15k limit and interest free for 2 mths is better than an overdraft.

and still they come, I know that there is the freedom of information requests that can force companies to provide you with copies of all things relating to you but is there a “delete all about me” thing? if not why not, I’m pretty sure the UK Gov information commisioner uses this forum, I DEMAND ANSWERS NOW!

Pappal are gonna come around and go ebay on your ass.

damn you deadlydarcy!

odd, I thought that the weatherspoon demographic was unemployed fifty year old dribblers, I guess they’re hoping to capitalise on the uninsured twenty year old chav racer market?

the pieminster record shop that Dez just recommended

here, just outside Bath http://www.rockseast.org.uk/

build your own smoker:

if you’ve got an old blue seal pie oven and a chip scuttle kicking about then you can make one like that.

Oh and for a more even smoke temperature line the bottom of your oven with rocks (ones from a night storage heater are good) or a big tray of sand as it’ll heat up during the hottest part of the process then leak out heat for that SLO0O0O0OW and LO0O0O0OW goodness!!

oh and charcoal, it HAS to be this: http://www.devoncharcoal.co.uk <– look at the “how to make” section.

this is a troll post relating to the Turkey uprising and lack of media coverage isn’t it?

and BBQ’s are for fags, real men smoke!

have a car seat that can also lay flat, take lots of breaks, keep your self hydrated and allow yourself toilet breaks, lots of music and open your window slightly. sleep in a seperate room/building from the little one & missis the night before.

hide all sharp objects

oh and get someone else to drive, look after the baby and try and sleep.

yes, photos!

i wouldn’t bother with the playbook, I have one, its shit.

a very large house spider, which had wandered across my livingroom floor earlier that evening, was taking a swim in a pint of water I’d placed on my bedside table.

I had enjoyed a bottle of wine prior to retiring.

One of us ended up very much awake at 4:30am launching the other one from their mouth only to then leap from the bed and very angrily stamp out the problem.

Washing very large house spider from between your toes at 4:33am is not a good look.

my Morris Minor could be for sale?

that sucks.