awful cars, avoid.

don’t buy a vauxhall, they are bloody awful.

bike? isn’t this a coffee forum?

kill it with fire, actually don’t. wait till it rains a bit first.

wrist cramps?

original wax cylinders, read by 17 green & blue lasers, this is picked up and transcoded into a raw digital format which is all processed on a 100% solid state air cooled (non forced) custom built audio processor which then sends the signal via oxygen free cryogenically treated directional nordorst valhalla cable to a series of six hand wired custom built mono block valve amplifiers (this is a two channel system, three amps per side, high, mid and low frequencies). The amplifiers as well as the all other electrical equipment is run directly from a bank of dedicated batteries (the system has a fail safe that means it can’t be operated whilst the batteries are charging). The amplifiers feed the two three horn arrays which are all driven by electrostatically agitated mercury. I won’t tell you how much it cost, but it sounds shit.

I’d imagine that its returned money from where they have paid VAT on goods or services that are ether exempt from VAT or its a refund set against their Tax allowance?

but I’m far from an expert in these things!

they are all paid for by “where there’s a blame claim”, “PPI refunds” or “record company advances”.

Debt is only a fiction, some people are often willing to pay £300 or so a month and ignore the “balloon payment fiction” as they will be handing the car back after three years and getting another, their ownership is no different to that of someone who has bought one outright except for they have more cash readly available to them.

Its all down to how you look at it.

I have a MacBook Pro, a nice bit of kit, that said I installed Ubuntu for my neighbour (50+) and he’s really happy with it, it’s like windows used to aspire to be before it got all “new”

set to last until the end of the month, when it gets VERY HOT http://www.netweather.tv/index.cgi?action=jetstream%3Bsess%3D

actually you’re all rong.

The OP is innocent, its an exploit that the website DangerousMinds suffered from for a while, it some how reroutes iOS connections to filth.

Contact the website owners, they may not be aware.

Would you be willing to exchange, mine’s nothing but trouble.

kaftan – thread closed.

He big lad, if you’re reading this and anywhere near Devon/Somerset give us a shout and I’ll treatyou to steak n’chips!

Is this the sicko thats been stealing laundry from my washing line?

it reminds me of my childhood.

bloody hay fever set to me this afternoon, a shower, change of clothes and piriton had done me fine until the bloody cat came in and made a fuss at me. now I’m buggered again. piriton number three n shower before bed then.

from Bristol?

its always harder to justify a price increase, tell them that their offer is too low and that you’ll be taking a sizeable pay cut for their highest offer, then ask them for additional benefits such as subsidised transport, expenses, accommodation, etc

he’d be a great candidate for a ministerial assassination, if he was taken out of the picture suddenly it would send a direct message to all the other greedy rat faced ministers & lords hell bent on grabbing as much austerity as they can for themselves whilst hiding behind a veil of civic service and beaurocracy.

not that I’m advocating killing him, but unseating him from his position and relieving him of all means via legal methods would be a wonderful thing to see happen.

Folk like him seem to be so removed from humility, empathy, compassion and understanding. I don’t agree that he is fit for a job in office, perhaps he could be unemployable & destitute for the foreseeable future?

yeah now that “crisis loans” have been scrapped its clear that no one needed them, clearly food banks are only their to support people who’d prefer to spend their hidden cash reserves on luxury items.

That’s one lord that deserves bankruptcy, poverty and then lets see how he feeds his family when there’s zero employment available to him.

I had that problem continually with sky, switched to BT and the problem has gone.

I was in my local butchers walk in fridge three weeks ago when he propositioned me, he said “If you can tell me the weight of that bag of sausages on that bottom shelf they’re yours, get it wrong and you mop the shop floor” they were a kilo bag, I’d seen one out the front, the sausages were mine! then he said “ok, if you can guess the weight of that pork belly on the shelf above its yours, get it wrong and I win back my sausages”, I was feeling confident and said 2.5kg, winner again! then he said “that top shelf of two rib eyes, three sirloin & one onglet, guess that and you can have them all, but if you get it wrong you have to wash out the bins, clean down the counters and mop out the shop”.

Naturally I turned down the bet , thanked him for the sausages & pork belly and left, it pays to know when the steaks are too high.

you’re holding it wrong

I used to drive from Loughborough down to J27 and beyond all the time, hitting Bristol after 20:00 and you should have a clear run of it.

That said if you don’t have a clear run the final stretch to Woolacombe is not a straight blast rather its about as far from straight as you can get and I’d suggest not driving it if you’re tired.

We live halfway between Tiverton & Dulverton and have a converted loft which you and the wife could kip over in if you’ve had a crappy drive.

We have a teething 8mth old daughter so there’s a high likelihood that we’ll be up late. Oh we also have a bengal cat but don’t mind him. Email in profile, drop me a line if we can help. 🙂

its prosaicly apt that the stones on the stage have actually been around a lot longer than the ones standing a couple of fields away.

the plucked nostril simply clears quicker and irritates faster, the imbalance however is noticable and a rather odd experience that I would urge those able to try for themselves.

The ‘carbon brake levers” of personal grooming if you will.

Urgh their skins don’t fit proper

its very easy, just a bit fiddly

did you leave the iron/oven on?

triangle man hates particle man.

….if its not a personal question?

if your feeling suicidal I would recommend that you watch this: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x22dcg_rodney-mullen-unbelievable_people

then watch every single video of Rodney Mullen, especially the TED talks, then if you think you feel like ending it all, go and talk to someone, a doctor or alike because there is something wrong in your brain.

Its better to leave a pile of clothes on the shore, smuggle yourself onto a form of transport leaving the country and begin a new life from scratch, if it all goes wrong, so what.

I often wonder why people choose suicide, surely if your life is no longer worth a damn to you then why not use its premature end to achieve something, pick a cause and become a martyr. A word of advice though don’t go for the religion option, its tired and over done, why not go for the much overlooked political assassination option, someone in power that’s doggedly eroding peoples rights or feathering their own nest at the cost of the less fortunate? or perhaps sink a super yacht full of hedge fund exec’s lording it up on the spoils of the global financial melt down? I dunno, there’s so much more that could be done if death was an inevitability you’d decided was your next parking space.

Just doing yourself in and leaving a horrible mess for others to clean up is a really shit thing to do and there’s no fun it it whatsoever.

*note the above is pure satire, I don’t advocate the murder of anyone no matter how much they may be an utter shit, crook or waste of air & organs.

do you have a cellar?

Something not right in the front/right pot as well, what the hell are you planting?!?

why don’t you?

banana in the exhaust?

Fell running is middle aged men in tiny shorts and vest carrying a tatty bumbag out of regulatory need over rough ground.

I had always wondered why those strange lean bearded wild eyed folks I see on the moor all had them, I’d assumed they were just lost & malnourished american tourists!