I’m pro-caffeinating , can’t do balls all until I’ve had a coffee

I got it very good.

No point aiming to be a heart surgeon if you’re not prepared to practise

I had a ” Casanova ” fracture [ heelbone.called such because it is caused by a fall of around fifteen feet onto a hard surface. I other words around bedroom window height. On the one had I had a fracture on the other the doctors pointed and laughed .

People on here are pretty effing predictable, man expresses his sorrow that an animal is put down ,and all people do is pontificate about their own views as if anybody ever changed someone’s mind on the internet .

Dry as a nun’s chuff in Lancashire, won’t last

Recently enjoyed

GET OUT -genuinely quirky and original horror
MOONLIGHT- quietly moving

hated

LA LA LAND -narcissists dancing badly
PERSONAL SHOPPER -couldn’t decide what it wanted to be

The duckworth arms is a good nearby pub, nice beer and bike friendly with the occasion bowl of free chips, the rostron is a toilet at the best of times

I think there are two issues , one is the aggressive type of driving most people describe and the other is the , perhaps elderly drivers whoa are so hesitant they seem petrified and who arguably should not be driving due to poor vision, nervousness /hesitancy .There should be re-testing for a number of reasons.Perhaps better public transport would help if people who shouldn’t be driving had a realistic alternative.

As with a lot of government interventions the tax would simply mean that ,rather than eradicating sugary drinks they will simply profit from its purchase as they did with taxing units of alchohol.Yes we need education, but we also need to bring the food industry to heel,to make them accountable for information about sugar,and sugar substitutes and other issues in the same way that the tobacco industry was curtailed .

personally I’m fed up with all the re-makes reboots , sequels, prequels , there must be a germ of a new idea someplace that can be developed rather than just rehashing the same old stuff.Sometimes, as with Prometheus the prequel is so bad it devalues the original .

Imagine the headline- May to end in June !!!

I have an Alpkit Tau, £14 , very small and light , gives of a good amount of light and has several modes.Can be fastened to your bag if, like me you have a dropper post and can’t have a light mounted on seatpost .

As Binners says a lot of the better stuff is off piste and theres a lot of moorland with nesting birds at this time of year, given the bogfest it will be I’d stick to Moor Road and Robin hoods well .I wouldn’t be going any where near redisher or bucky woods

Come and do that trans-Cambrian ride with me, you’ll spend so long waiting you’ll think you sped up.

Theres Rivington or the Whitton weavers way to Crowthorne over the hill to Holcombe, plenty up there

oh yeah , a pint of Whitby jet is never a bad thing

smoked kippers in the street , steps up to the Abbey

I would still see Talking Heads as one of the most influential bands ever, you can hear their influence in lots of later stuff, still on my playlist

Out of Time and Automatic for the people were the crossover successes, Green and document were probably them at their indie best .

Boris Johnson and Michael Gove

the leap of faith is optional

Its more of a scramble than a climb, ok unless you’re scared of heights , there are bits where you have a fair amount of fresh air under your ass but its not technically difficult and it is a hoot, especially playing on the cloisters .

Firstly why have you stolen my identity ? secondly you could watch trading places
The most recent laugh out loud film I’ve seen was the brothers grimsby-bit near the knuckle for some though, if you life elephant gang bangs and nob /arse jokes this could be the one for you
my fall back film for belly laughs is the producers [ original not shit copy ]

I looked for yours Captain Flasheart but I couldn’t find it

That looks like a Japanese version of the sound of music !crime elevy mountain tirr you find your dleam !

Maybe people just want escapist nonsense in the scary times we live in ?

First time in twenty years my secret admirer didn’t send me a card, first my grandma dies and then this , it’s been a terrible year !!

Thought I was the only one in the country not to like Luvvie Luvvie land ,referencing films it was not on the same page as and couldn’t even decide which era it was nostalgic about ,tosh .And arrival as others have said -just watch close encounters and pretend

the useless blob of fat on the end of a nob is called a man

Depending where you live it might be worth sourcing a vegan friendly shop/ supermarket . In Manchester there is unicorn that sells a lot of basic ingredients as well as various flavoured tofus. .

tough, but lucrative .

can’t help but secretly like the idea of firing Hunter S Thompson’s remains from a cannon !!!

I just wear wooly socks and liners now- as others have said wet but warm

that’s so bad it gave me a migraine- or was it just a bad haddock ?

retro83 I did have to stop and tip the water out , my feet were blue, as was my language, much to the amusement of my chums as I’m generally someone who doesn’t feel the cold so much

I personally think its impossible for socks or gloves to be completely waterproof and your better with something that keeps you warm when wet.I used the sealskin socks once and gave them away as my feet had never been colder.It was an icy day , cold water got in and was trapped resulting in painful cold feet .

There’s Edenfield woods up near Rawtenstall if that’s not to far ,some quite steep and technical stuff there

The underlying irony being that the original row was about a woman talking about women’s voices being silenced, only to shouted over and harangued by Morgan and that it has now reverted to willy waving between Morgan and Mgregor [ having seen some of his early films my money is on Mcgregor ]

I saw the original interview and I’m amazed that Morgan is still in a job , unless its car crash TV and people watch to see the histrionics and the look on Susanna Reid’s face when he makes a dick of himself